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    nyar's Avatar The Crawling Chaos
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    Default This is great- decoy

    This was sent to me as a true story- but Im not sure. But its frickin' great nontheless!!

    From the state where drinking and driving is considered a sport comes a
    true story from Milwaukee, Wisc.


    A routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar.
    Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
    intoxicated he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the
    parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.
    After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
    vehicles he managed to find his own car, which he fell into. He was
    there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

    Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was
    a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher, tooted the horn and then
    switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
    reversed a little and remained stationary for a few more minutes as
    more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the
    parking lot and started driving slowly down the street. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time now
    started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly
    pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his
    amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man
    having consumed alcohol at all.
    Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany
    me to the police station, apparently this equipment is broken.
    "I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

    Leave it to the cheeseheads!!!

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    killerkat's Avatar Malice?
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    Default Re: This is great- decoy

    That's like, one of the best ideas i've heard of in a long time........might have to try that one...........although, when you piss cocky cops off they tend to find ways to bust you for some random ass thing ,just because you fucked with them.......

    bet i'd be fun to be the decoy though,the look would be Precious.....

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    23*'s Avatar Stranger than fiction
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    Default Re: This is great- decoy

    super cool...

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