Silly Fictional Conspiracy Theories. ( Complete Silly Nonsense.)

[BrightStar]

A: Santa is amassing an army of Elves which are really Hobbits, and plans to send them out on a World Domination Attempt, using the shocking method of Panda Molestation, and Turkey Sodomization.

B: Old McDonald had a farm, and on his farm he had planted 35,000 acres of Weed, and planned to set it on fire, to give the town a buzz, so that he could go into City Hall, and kidnap the mayor, and host a parade in the Honor of Captain Planet, so that he would make his other crops grow, and thus produce enough food to feed the world so that he could win the Nobel Peace Prize, and then trade it for a bottle of scotch.

Your Turn. :P**

[BrightStar]

Yeah, this thread was supposed to be silly gibberish, but can fade away now.

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[Ellis]

Eh. I can come up with theories like the best of em (or just ask the homeless guy if front of the drug store) but your unscientific use of the word "weed" has turned me off from contributing...

Thats asshole lingo for "Im too tired and lazy, maybe in a few hours"

[nyar]

Anna Kornikava is using the extra space where a brain should be to hold the kennedy files for nasa secret plot to be the first ones to land on pluto- which of course really won't happen but M. Night Samalamadingdong will make the lame ass movie using all new reworked warner brothers characters. The twist will be that the tasmanian devil is really a hermaphrodite with a massive collection of The Advocate hidden under his bed, being stored to replace the files in Annas head, so he/it can let the world know that it was the hari-krishnas, along with the hobbitts, that shot kennedy, drowned Jim Morrison, fed Hendrix the barbituates, and made Elvis shit himself to death.

[grebo]

americans are being allowed to get even fatter because the rest of the world needs something to eat. when a fat person dies we replace their body with a copy and then ship the meat to other countries. americans think theyre leaving the country but they are given false memories like in the film "total recall". their media is run by a us and they think the world is pretty crap, but the rest of the world is a paradise with no crime or poverty, but unfortunately we need human meat because we gave up killing animals years ago and america's the breeding ground for the fresh meat.
personally i like the taste of a sun bronzed texan but occasionally a untainted salt lake mormon is nice.

[Trotter]

Ill repost what a comedian has said. Subliminal messages in our grocery store. Ask yourself why must i be kookoo for co-co puffs? Because they're black. Frosted flakes are greeeeeat, because they're white. Why is it Uncle Ben's wild rice? Is he chasing Aunt Jemimma around the shelf? And what's with black olives, why are they in a can, locked up? Green olives come in a jar. They're trying to tell the black man that you're kookoo, wild, and you need to be locked up.

[Nuada_Airgetlam]

that one made me laugh.

[23*]

Here's a pretty outlandish conspiracy theory.

There is a God.
A virgin named Mary gave birth to its son called Jesus whom it sent down to earth to die for our sins. We now eat his flesh and blood every Sunday during communion.

[23*]

or here's another pretty crazy conspiracy theory...

We are being ruled by clever people.

[BrightStar]

or here's another pretty crazy conspiracy theory...

We are being ruled by clever people.

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