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    LAGOS (Reuters) - Nigerian police have arrested a cow that killed a bus driver who was urinating on a highway, a police spokesman said Thursday.

    The horned African cow, which was wandering stray in the Ojo district of Nigeria's biggest city Lagos, also injured several bystanders after killing the man.

    "The cow went mad, ran into a bus driver and knocked him down. Efforts to revive him were fruitless," said Lagos police spokesman Olubode Ojajuni.

    Some people suggested the animal be shot, but the district police officer ordered it to be taken alive.

    "You know what it will take to arrest a mad cow?" one newspaper quoted a policeman as saying. "We applied ingenuity and arrested the cow, which is now being detained at the station," he said without going into details.

    Ojajuni said police were seeking the cow's owner to press charges for failing to keep it under control.

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    I knew it would happen some day!the cattle world is getting their revenge on us carnivores! (grabs chainsaw) well not this meat eater! lol

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    wait till the dolphins come back...................for revenge.........

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    no! not flipper!/anyone reminded of that movie orcha?

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    long..long ago when the dolphins roamed the earth,BEFORE! our speices pushed them into the ocean,they sorely swore REVENGE!!.......

    which in their native tounge is pronunced:"click...click..quack.....cli..click click".........


    run for your bloody lifes,ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!............

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    Quote Originally Posted by killerkat
    long..long ago when the dolphins roamed the earth,BEFORE! our speices pushed them into the ocean,they sorely swore REVENGE!!.......

    which in their native tounge is pronunced:"click...click..quack.....cli..click click".........


    run for your bloody lifes,ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!............

    giant squids.
    nuff said.
    just kidding.
    giant squids make up more of the living mass on this planet than humans do.
    MORE SQUID THAN HUMAN.
    you people are smart enough to figure it out from here.

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    switch to sushi? lol

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