i got a new part time job!

[motormenace]

i just got a job selling vibrators and dildos at love craft here in md. the funny thing is know if my boss tells me to fuck myself, i could....literally!

[badkittyamy]

lmao good times

[Rockwulf]

Haha, where in MD? I'm headed down there this weekend.

[Baby_Switchblade]

haha imagine that... "Go fuck yourself!!" "okay, which things am I allowed to use??"

what a fun job!! You should be excited! (yes, I am aware of the connotations that line has...)

[ladybug]

very cool.....that's a job I'd love to have

[evilassmaster]

I saw this butt-plug once... it was about 20cm in diameter at the base.

do you sell those?

[motormenace]

i'm at the pasadena, md (aka glen burning). we do have the inflatable butt plug, hand, and fist.

[Baby_Switchblade]

oh man, don't get me started on the fist. at club X in the nearby city, there's this huge black fist, and last year when i was in 12th grade, the ongoing joke among our year group was that whenever somebody's birthday was coming up, we must buy him or her the dreaded fist. I don't think anybody was game enough to actually buy it, though! hehe.