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    Umbilical Lotus's Avatar Pregnant with Atrocities
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    My vacation time this summer has consisted of going to the beach and glaring at people and staying at home playing games. Not bad, but I haven't had a vacation, or hell, gotten out of the city in the longest time. So, happy me was invited to the cottage of one of my friends for the weekend, and it couldn't have been in a cooler spot.

    It overlooks a huge lake, and at the other side is a looming cliff, whereupon hangs a giant, hideous stone asylum populated with the criminally insane. There are signs along the highway, telling you not to pick up hitchhikers as they could kill you. There have been stories of the lunatics escaping, swimming across the lake, and murdering vacationing people.

    We're going to get drunk, sit on the beach, and throw rocks at the psychos :p.

    *exultant*

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    that sounds fun. you will have to tell us stories when/if you get back

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    At least I'll get murdered with atmosphere.

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    hmm alone in a cotage in the middle of nowhere right next to an assylum for the criminaly insane. sounds like a plot to a cheesy horror film. the only way youl come out of this alive is if your a virgin cause virgins never die in those films and dont do drugs either, people always die when theyr alone and under the influence

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    No drugs (dang), but heavy drinking, and weirdly enough my protege will be there. She's this 12-year-old I sorta adopted who reminds me EXACTLY of myself at that age.

    I'll be sure to keep a diary, just so someone can find its blood-stained, tattered pages tucked under rotting boards and in the boles of hoary trees when they eventually make a video game out of my death :p.

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    i'm same and I don't get to live in a house on the beach. there's no justice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Umbilical Lotus
    No drugs (dang), but heavy drinking, and weirdly enough my protege will be there. She's this 12-year-old I sorta adopted who reminds me EXACTLY of myself at that age.

    I'll be sure to keep a diary, just so someone can find its blood-stained, tattered pages tucked under rotting boards and in the boles of hoary trees when they eventually make a video game out of my death :p.
    people with kids have a high chance of survival, altho there is a chance youl die trying to save the kid and she makes it out alive

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    sounds like the beginnings of a good slasher movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK
    people with kids have a high chance of survival, altho there is a chance youl die trying to save the kid and she makes it out alive
    I can always sacrifice her and go villain.

    There are never enough psychos.

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    Don't forget to bring Bruce along. Not only will he survive, he'll return to the same lake and triumph again (with no explanation why he went back)



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    then he'll have a shortlived tv career as a cowboy and some dude on zena: warrior princess, until sam raimi makes it big with the spiderman movies and casts him in minor roles. haha

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    mmmmm, gotta love Bruce "Don't Call Me Ash" Campbell as Brisco County Jr.
    did you know that the Evil Dead car is Sam Raimi's and they got copies of it (found in junkyards, no engines) to do the car crashes for the Spiderman movies....... Bruce got so freaked out, he thought Sam actually destroyed his car, which he would never do; it's his baby, he keeps it waxed and pretty in a garage. lol

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    trip to the cottage, with psychos, for some reason the movie I spit on you grave came to mind, well have fun

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