K.I.S.S. for only $19.95!

[Ashender Wraithwalker]

That's right folks you heard it here first, the infamous Ashender is selling his K.I.S.S. (Keep It Simple Stupid) system for only $19.95!

Ever have someone you know suffer from Over Glamorization Sympton? Do they tend to make the simplest thing into a mind boggling puzzle? When you tell them something do they try to tack on extra steps that are unnecasary?

Now with my new system you can learn how to avoid these mistakes

If you act now I will throw in the 2x4 with Rusty Nails 5000 for FREE!
This handy gadget litterly beats the everluving bejesus out of people! Call Now!

[cheinara wraithwalker]

You're bored at work, aren't you dear?

[Flip]

Must Have But You Didnt Leave A Number!!!!11!1111!1

[Ashender Wraithwalker]

555-KISS =P and hell yah I am bored at work...all I am doing is staring at the wall right now =/

[cheinara wraithwalker]

Well, gmail is down. Have been for the past 5 minutes, so I don't know if I've gotten anything for you at all. OH! And can I be a pirate wench for Halloween? Please oh please oh please

[Flip]

no international numbers? im happy to pay for the system, but not the call!

p.s. my gmail is fine :\

[keiko]

I need a copy of that for a friend of mine. He keeps treatin' this "Spreading Hope" project like a big budget feature when in all reality it'sa bargin basement deal.
K

[cheinara wraithwalker]

p.s. my gmail is fine :\

well mine had said something was wrong with it and wouldn't let me in. :P

[Flip]

hmm prolly something to do with me using firebird to get my gmails instead of the web interface :P

[Morning Glory]

I thought this was about Knights In Satan's Service

[sheramil]

And can I be a pirate wench for Halloween?

Halloween? great jumping Caesar's catfish, how can you be thinking about Halloween when it's.. when it's, uh, how many... (counts on fingers).. it's...

yeesh, i'd better get working on my Cenobite costume.

[Ashender Wraithwalker]

As long as she dresses up as a bawdy pirate wench showing some cleveage that would rule =)

[cheinara wraithwalker]

WAHOO! Arr! There'll be fun an' plunderin' o' booty that night!

[devil13]

I thought this was about Knights In Satan's Service

no its Kids In Slayer Shirts