Affectionate Names

[MistressJennifer]

Does your boyfriend/girlfriend or both have a pet name for you? I personally HATE it when couples are constantly saying "HONEY...."...

But actually some affectionate names are OK, for instance the other night "HE" called me "kitten", which I really thought was adorable. He actually said that something I said was "adorable"... Sigh...

Anyway, so do you like it when they have a sort of cute name for you, or does it turn your stomach?

[vixta]

i'm sickening. i use all of these with my husband....

darling, honey, sweetheart, moi luvaaarrrr (said in a west country accent). stuey mikeydot, pickle, honey pie, sweetie, ickle mikeydotty and.... baby.

and he calls me.... vixta.

ho hum.

[Scar]

Well, no one has a pet name for me. A lot of them annoy me anyways. My BF's always acquire y's on the end of their names though, but ususally after we break up. Davey, Timmy, Joey, Maxi Pad. :-)

[Toe Cutter]

Sometimes I call my girlfriend 'Mom' and she calls me 'Dad'. It tends to make everyone ill.

[VoldtaEngler]

Sometimes I call my girlfriend 'Mom' and she calls me 'Dad'. It tends to make everyone ill.

well if you ever have a 3some you can call them son/daughter
and if it's a 4some with a bondage guy..make him a dog and call him ralph

[MistressJennifer]

Well, no one has a pet name for me. A lot of them annoy me anyways. My BF's always acquire y's on the end of their names though, but ususally after we break up. Davey, Timmy, Joey, Maxi Pad. :-)

Maxi Pad!! Hah!!! Dare I ask?

Oh, he also calls me "dirty filthy slut" which is just so sweet of him!! Hah!!

[Sex_Kitten]

yeah, I use those occasionally. But there's just a time when you use them too much, I had this one ex use them soo much, that my stomache turned everytime he said something like that. It was in every sentence and it annoyed the hell out of me!!

[KilLAtomiK]

i think pet names are an invention by women to make men look like pussies in front of their friends

[MistressJennifer]

i think pet names are an invention by women to make men look like pussies in front of their friends

Oh I agree, nothing is more revolting than a couple doing the whole baby talk thing, eeeew!!! I did not invent this!! Not me!!!

[KilLAtomiK]

my friends still bug me cause the lady friend called me snoogums in front of them once, its been like 3 years and they still remember

[MistressJennifer]

my friends still bug me cause the lady friend called me snoogums in front of them once, its been like 3 years and they still remember

SNOOGUMS? Oh god, that is really terrible. I am so sorry...

[MistressJennifer]

You know what else I hate, when people say that they like to "CUDDLE"... EEEW! I mean, there is just something so un-sexy about a guy saying that he likes to cuddle...

Maybe I have just been doing too much S & M...

[TheDeathKnight]

Fear of intimacy?

[skintwisterman]

You know what else I hate, when people say that they like to "CUDDLE"... EEEW! I mean, there is just something so un-sexy about a guy saying that he likes to cuddle...

Maybe I have just been doing too much S & M...

Cuddle's not the right word. I like to hug, yeah. But cuddle seems like something you do to kids...

'Embracing' feels a little better, but too cold...

[Nudemuse]

Heee Hempknight and I have pretty much our own language. Most of the pet names are as follows:

Damn it woman
Fucka
I call him Frank all the time and no that isn't his name.
Fluffa
etc.

We have a lot of funny in jokes and silly things we say to each other all the time. I have to wonder if anybody ever read our IM conversations if they'd have any idea what the fuck we're talking about half the time. I tend to do that with all of my friends we develop our own little slanguage pet names and endearments.

Although my favorite endearment right at the moment is, 'You dirty bastard' always said with love.

[Belladonna]

jas and i mostly call each other babe or baby. i do say sweety but try to only do that when no one else is a round. he used to call me meja but i guess i'm to bitchy for that now.

[KilLAtomiK]

SNOOGUMS? Oh god, that is really terrible. I am so sorry...

yeah and the messed up part was thats the first time she decided to call me that, i was dumbfounded as well so i didint react as she left, the words "bye Snoogums il see you later" will forever be etched in my memory

[keiko]

oh goodness! Rob would kill me if I told you all our pet names. Usually cute fuzzy names that should be reserved for kittens and mice. And we cuddle. Alot. Aren't we just sickening? Esp. when were in public and he calls me "Sis" and I call him "Brother". Evil is SOOOO Cute!
K

[Umbilical Lotus]

Me and my boy cuddle. Sort of. Our version of cuddling should be more aptly named "flopping", as it consists of one of us going "GAH!" and then falling on top of the other, and the both of us remaining in a half-sitting restful limb pile until someone gets uncomfortable/horny/can't breathe.

And I give my guys weird nicknames. My boyfriend before this one was Fuzzhead, Captain Marshmallow (or cappy, for short), Dogdog and Not Gandalf. This one occasionally gets called either Rabbi Man or weird versions of his name (I accidentally misspelled his name once, and now he calls me Nicone Francine Postagestamp and I call him Karl Emanvel Koen :p). He called me Mom a few times, but almost everyone I know has at least once. Including my own mother, which was very weird. I apparently just resemble people's moms.

[mmmcherry]

... not gandalf?? odd...
hah i usually just call jamie "jamiekins" or "sexy face". strange things like that

[Evilbink]

Does "Hey you" count as an affectionate nickname?

[Vitorro]

I have a few, but dont get to post them as they are of an adult content and cant be posted on regular boards, and they may offend some here

[cheshire centauri]

yes yes,
i call her missus mouse, or mousey, the egg, or eggsie, the frog, or frogsie or sometimes the owl. Usually missus mouse or the egg.

[MistressJennifer]

yes yes,
i call her missus mouse, or mousey, the egg, or eggsie, the frog, or frogsie or sometimes the owl. Usually missus mouse or the egg.

Well those are kind of cute! I like those...

[TheDeathKnight]

What's wrong MissyJen? You don't like the cutesey-wootesey names? Aw snoogums!

[Tequila Zaire]

oh goodness! Rob would kill me if I told you all our pet names. Usually cute fuzzy names that should be reserved for kittens and mice. And we cuddle. Alot. Aren't we just sickening? Esp. when were in public and he calls me "Sis" and I call him "Brother". Evil is SOOOO Cute!
K

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAAH....awesome.

[Tequila Zaire]

You know what else I hate, when people say that they like to "CUDDLE"... EEEW! I mean, there is just something so un-sexy about a guy saying that he likes to cuddle...

THANK YOU! You're not the only person I know who feels that way but it's always good to hear another say it...

[Tequila Zaire]

Well, no one has a pet name for me.

I smell another BlueBlood contest! "Give a Pet Name to Scar".

I'll start the ball rolling with "Pookie".

If it was good enough for Al Bundy (hell maybe even Ted Bundy) to use it's good enough for me!

[Mr Karl]

I dont mind being called megaman, every once in a while I call her little missy

[Draconia]

hi turd is what i say when he comes through the door.

[MichelleX]

He calls me "POD" (Princess of Darkness)... heh. I just think that's adorable.

And we don't cuddle... we snuggle. I dunno what the difference is tho.
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[Rockwulf]

I don't think I do that but back with my high school girlfriend who was a few feet shorter than me I called her "Tiny".

[Morning Glory]

I don't cuddle, I ANNIHILATE!

but seriously, I do use the typical comfort/cheesy nouns: "dear, sweetheart, honey baby, etc." but not as a substitute for a persons real name.

If you want to do that kinda thing in the bedroom, more power to you, but public displays of affection are beat. not that I think that there's anything wrong with the act of love and that it shouldn't be expressed... but most people are asshats, and I don't like them when there is one of them, let alone two and the possibility of breeding more...

[Buster Friendly]

"what'syernameagain?"

[malcolm]

i call st my little hunny bunny or silly bunny because she was born in the year of the hare.

[Erebos]

the pet names don't do any good or bad.. just create a laughable awkwardness

[TheLegionnaire]

i call my fiance slut-puppy...also we have this weird little jingle we sing to each other when the other is feeling down, its a duet so the other has to sing back to uplift their spirits....i know...its distgusting

[Random_Idiot]

^ not far wrong, thats pretty disturbing
lol, does oh GOD! count as a pet name, it is a name after all
um... crap joke aside
she's my 'queen of snow' when i feel formal
the 'kinky mistress' around my mates
and she my 'sakura' around the house
^(both her real name and the name of a particularly pretty flower)
i know she calls me 'hey' alot but i cant really think of any others