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    Rockwulf's Avatar Negatory
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    Default The "My band sold out!" game

    The rules are simple. Take the lyrics from an existing song and turn them into a jingle for an ad company.

    I'll start.

    Band: Less Than Jake
    Song: Shindo
    Actual Lyrics:

    "Something's out there
    and it takes me away
    from a world too small
    too small to stay
    something's out there"

    Corporate Jingle for Pepto Bismal:

    "Something's out there
    and it takes away
    my d-i-a-r-r-h-e-a-hey!"






    Now you go...

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    Default Re: The "My band sold out!" game

    i bet you have a whole ton more those,.. don't you

    (i'm drawing a blank)

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    Default Re: The "My band sold out!" game

    youre so creative it hurts me...i got nothin

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    Default Re: The "My band sold out!" game

    "This Song Title Available For Lease"

    Hey this Bud is just for you, and all of those things that you do. Everyday at work you feel so used and abused, so just force it down with another brew.

    Come to where the flavor is. Here in Marlboro Country you can have a rad cowboy hat just like his. This cigarette can't possibly kill you. The one that's gonna get ya is number one million and two.

    Come on down to Jenny Craig. We'll help you take the weight off, maybe an arm or a leg. Starvation is the cure to poor self-esteem. Once your emaciated you'll be every man's dream.

    What a pretty little butterfly... If it weren't for the good folks at Exxon, they would all die. Would the company that destroyed Alaska set aside an acre or two? To make commercials full of bullshit for me and you, people do.

    And all the companies buy all the rights to all our songs in hopes that you'll think of thier products when you're humming along to the song on the radio when you're stuck in your car on the way to work. Yeah, your boss is a jerk. You'd like to blow him away. But instead you consume and escape.

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    Default Re: The "My band sold out!" game

    Band: NIN
    Song: Last
    Lyrics:
    gave up trying to figure it out my head got lost along the way
    worn out from giving it up my soul i pissed it all away
    still stings these shattered nerves
    pigs we get what pigs deserve
    i'm going all the way down i'm leaving today

    Jingle for Fish Bait
    "Gave up trying to catch a big trout, he stole my bait and swam away
    Worn out from casting it out, the line always snaps and sways away
    Still these worms sting shattered nerves
    Fish will get what fish deserve
    Im going all the way down and leaving today"

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