You know anybody who needs an "anti-stupid" pill?

[karyn]

from yahoo

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported Saturday.

It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilize short-term memory and improve attentiveness.

"With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill."

[Satiate]

though eliminating the loss of short term memor with this pill, they've yet to alter the stupid gene... unfortunately...

[keiko]

i think i'm gonna start slipping them to my boss with his morning coffee.

untill they do fix the stupid gene, i think i'll just invest in an anti stupidity flame thrower.

K

[Mindgames]

Great. now we can make someone pay attention to a question, remember the question, but still be too fumbduck to answer it.

These are gonna be munched like beernuts in call centers the world over.

mG

[killerkat]

fuck an Anti-stupid pill...i need an anti-life pill to Dose out like a goddamn Cropduster...

[mmmcherry]

I NEED AN ANTI STUPID PILL!!!!
was making a drs appointment for either monday or tuesday (the only 2 days next week my dr is working before her vacation) and i told the receptionist, "not tuesday, i feel like something is happening tuesday... i just dont remember what..."
JAMIE HAD TO FUCKING TELL ME TUESDAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
*kills self*

[Kidthorazine]

we aleready have a drug that does this sort of thing, its called amphetamine, and its been used to increase alertness and attentiveness since the 1930s, it also helps with short term memory.

[mmmcherry]

hahaa where can i find some?

[xviolentxdelightx]

i have amphetamine
=P
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