What's The Best Quote You Have Heard Recently?

[TheQuietPlace]

(im paraphrasing, sue me)

Its my responsibility to sue you as an American.

Just kidding.

[Annabel Elaine]

"James bond never had to put up with this s***" a dear friend of mine said this 2 nights ago, he was losing at strip poker.

[Exquisite]

When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers and for a time they seem invincible but in the end, they always fall -- think of it, ALWAYS. - Gandhi

If I win the lottery I'm having panda for dinner - friend of mine =)

[Noisy]

"I'm happy now but I'll always be pissed"

Love that one!

[Halcyon]

What is best in life?
"To crush your enemies...see them driven before you....and hear the lamentations of the women."
-Conan

"Be the change youu wish to see in the world"
-Also Conan...or maybe Gandhi

[Amelia G]

What is best in life?
"To crush your enemies...see them driven before you....and hear the lamentations of the women."
-Conan

"Be the change youu wish to see in the world"
-Also Conan...or maybe Gandhi

Ba ha ha ha. What an excellent juxtaposition of quotes to start my day with. Thank you

[Bondage Clown]

"Thats one evil squirrel" -- Burger King Commercial

[Mr Karl]

you can't dodge your karma.......aliester crowley

don't dogma my karma.........aliester crowley

[Bondage Clown]

"So it's my fault you are a criminal"
"Well, thats one theory, the other has to do with Breast-feeding"

David and Peter Paul in Double Trouble (1991)

[vassago75]

i was told never to talk to stanger's~now i got no fucking friends!
me as far as i know. xxox





i should realy think for myself~

[evilstonermonkey]

Religion teaches peace, atheism allows it ~ who said that? why, thats a very good question.

I've freudian slipped and I can't get it up ~ made that one up myself, so pwoud

A wooden leg named smith! ~ yes, you know where thats from. all together now, supercalafrajalistic...

So... I stick it in there and it give you the pleasure. You want come to my room? ~ pick up line a backpacker tried on my friend once. umm... it didnt work.

I can resist anything but temptation ~ oldie, but goody. no idea who to blame.

Sex is natural. Only perverts and gardeners should fight nature ~ are you detecting a pattern here? no idea who said that one either.

[EasyRider]

RE:
"To crush your enemies...see them driven before you....and hear the lamentations of the women."

That's Genghis Khan.

[Noisy]

"Nevermind the mountain behind me, it's just my ass"

[Scar]

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity".

thanks, that's my new ******* quote :-)

[Scar]

Sex is natural. Only perverts and gardeners should fight nature ~ are you detecting a pattern here? no idea who said that one either.[/QUOTE]


OMG that one is the best~

[EasyRider]

Sex is like air. It's no big deal until you aren't getting any.

[Morning Glory]

"You don't drink, and you've got a poodle tattooed on your ass and a unicorn fucking a dolphin above it."

-some guy describing some other guy I know.

[EasyRider]

It isn't road rage. I'm going to fuck you up because you're stupid

- Biker T-shirt

[a_small_death]

"Love is for poets" - Conner Macleod

[Bondage Clown]

"only in America would you see an
African-American cowboy with a German car
come to a Vietnamese owned Mexican
restaurant to get Chinese appetizers.... or it was
just the acid really kicking in."

Sorry HK, I had to

[HempKnight]

"only in America would you see an
African-American cowboy with a German car
come to a Vietnamese owned Mexican
restaurant to get Chinese appetizers.... or it was
just the acid really kicking in."

Sorry HK, I had to

No biggie, glad you enjoyed that,
I know I did.. but then again blotter makes
everything pretty entertaining and 'shrooms
makes everything look J U I C Y.


"Sex" is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.
~Marquis De Sade~

Lust's passion will be served; it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes.
~Marquis De Sade~

Two of my favourites from De Sade as well
as my e-mail sigs for a number of years.

[shiki]

Alas! poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? (Hamlet, V.i)~ Shakespeare

And from "Meditation XVII" of Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions, a 1624 metaphysical poem by John Donne:

"No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were. Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee."

[Michelle Aston]

"I am not your mother, I am far too thin." --A Pink Affair
(movie I wrapped on where the lead is a flaming gay guy.)

[Raven0129]

Swallow or it's going in your eye.

[Bondage Clown]

"I heard about Emo kids but had never seen one until recently. I actually laughed and pointed."

[Anarkey]

Dont sweat the Petty ,,,Pet the sweatty !

Life is like a box of chocolates , all melted and and running together ...

[OrganizedKhaos]

You spend the first two yrs teaching your child to walk and talk and the rest of their lives to sit down and shut up

[RAGE]

Heard this one yesterday:

"You mean like when America conquered England in the Civil War?"

[OrganizedKhaos]

United we stand Entangled we lay