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    Default New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear

    from yahoo

    Fri Mar 23, 8:53 AM ET

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Three brazen New Jersey shoplifters made off with nearly $12,000 in women's underwear by stuffing the goods into bags designed to foil anti-theft equipment at a Victoria's Secret store while the shop was open for business, police said.

    Surveillance cameras captured two men and one woman jamming undergarments into large bags and walking past customers and staff into the Newport Center Mall in Jersey City.

    Police said the thieves took over $6,900 in panties and more than $4,900 in bras. Victoria's Secret bras retail from $30 to over $50. Panties cost between $5 and $20, according to the company's website.

    No arrests have been made since the crime was reported Tuesday night, said Lt. Edgar Martinez, spokesman for the Jersey City police department.

    "This isn't something we've seen before. It's a lot of underwear to take," said Martinez.

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    Default Re: New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear

    *best movie announcer voice*

    In a world..where underwear costs $30...
    Comes 1 man
    With 1 goal....


    STEAL. ALL. PANTIES.
    *action scene*
    Coming this summer. Go where no nerd has gone before.

    PANTY RAIDER.
    Rated R for raided.

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    Default Re: New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear

    Quote Originally Posted by VoldtaEngler
    *best movie announcer voice*

    In a world..where underwear costs $30...
    Comes 1 man
    With 1 goal....


    STEAL. ALL. PANTIES.
    *action scene*
    Coming this summer. Go where no nerd has gone before.

    PANTY RAIDER.
    Rated R for raided.
    Heh...that made me smile

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    Default Re: New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear

    I like that the headline reads that theives "snatch" $12,000 in underwear.

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    Default Re: New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear

    man, i wonder if they are my old neighbors... (i had a couple that kept stealing my panties straight from my washer... i guess they liked wet panties...)

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    Default Re: New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear

    That's a lot of panties.

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    Default Re: New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica
    I like that the headline reads that theives "snatch" $12,000 in underwear.
    You and me both

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    Default Re: New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear

    jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.

    edited to add: i bet every employee in that store is going to be totally fucked for not noticing this happening. bet you anything they sell the shit on ebay.

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    Default Re: New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear

    Maybe they had a lot of birthdays for close friends to go to.

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    Default Re: New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear

    * swinging from rope made of panties * I forgot about Ebay!!!!!! lol

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    Default Re: New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear

    Quote Originally Posted by MrGoff
    * swinging from rope made of panties * I forgot about Ebay!!!!!! lol

    HAAAA !! I didn't know you were up here big T ... I love MR Goff

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    Default Re: New Jersey thieves snatch $12,000 in underwear

    Yeah, that was far too non-sequitur for anything but a spambot. It was just waiting for the link to drop.

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