this is apparently a real song... funny shit!!!

[mmmcherry]

Hollywood Undead - Emo Kid

"Dear Diary, Mood: Apathetic
My life is spiraling downward
I couldn’t get enough money to go to the "Blood Red Romance & Suffocate Me Dry" concert.
It sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like, 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You' and 'Rip Apart My Soul' and of course 'Stabby, Rip, Stab, Stab'.
And it doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to that flippy thing either.
Like that guy from that band can do. Somedays..."

I’m an Emo kid, Non-conforming as can be.
You’d me Non-conforming too if you looked just like me.
I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face,
I’m almost Emo enough to start shaving my legs.
Cause I feel real deep when I’m dressing in drag,
I call it freedom of expression, you’ll just call me a fag.
Cause our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like dykes,
Cause Emo is one step below transvestite.

Stop my breathing and slit my throat,
I must be Emo.
I don’t jump around when I go to shows,
I must be Emo.

I’m dark, and sensitive and low self esteem,
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween.
I have no real problems but I like to make believe,
I stole my sisters mascara and now I’m grounded for a week.
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies,
I can’t get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing.
Girls keep breaking up with me,
It’s never any fun,
They say they already have a pussy, They don’t need another one.

Stop my breathing and slit my throat,
I must be Emo.
I don’t jump around when I go to shows,
I must be Emo.
Dye' my hair and polish on my toes,
I must be Emo.
I play guitar and write suicide notes,
I must be Emo.

"...My life is just a black abyss, You know? It’s so dark. And it's suffocating me, Grabbing a hold of me and tightening it's grip..
Tighter then a pair of my little sisters jeans.
Which look great on me, by the way..."

When I get depressed, I cut my wrists in every direction.
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection.
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses,
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes.
I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of Goth,
You could read me 'Catcher In The Rye' and watch me jack-off.
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life,
If I said I liked girls I’d only be half right.

I look like I’m dead and I dress like a homo,
I must be Emo.
Screw XBOX I play old school Nintendo,
I must be Emo.
I like to whine and hit my parentals,
I must be Emo.
Me and my friends all look like clones,
I must be E-mo.

"My parents don’t get Emo.
They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy...Well, a couple of guys. But I mean it's the 2000's. Can’t two...or four dudes just make out with each other without being gay?
I mean chicks dig that kind of thing anyways.
I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you’re the only one on that gets me, You’re my best friend...

I feel like Taco's...."

[One Eyed Cat]

J.D. Salinger as "emo"? Oh, the humanity. It's odd how that book has been interpreted over the years. It's either this silly shit or you shoot John Lennon?!? Some folks are better off not reading I guess.

OEC

[reubs]

i have that song cherry....ill send it to you

[mmmcherry]

hahaa sweet <3

[HempKnight]

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[One Eyed Cat]

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Good God.
Ok, these folks do scare me.

OEC

[pressedflowers]

Too bad they just described all their fans ...