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    Default Captin America And his Mighty Burrito!

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    When Capt. America Throws His Mighty Burrito
    Florida doctor in superhero costume busted for groping women

    APRIL 24--Meet Dr. Raymond Adamcik. The Florida man, dressed as Captain America and with a burrito stuffed in his tights, was arrested Saturday night for allegedly groping women at a Melbourne bar. Adamcik was part of a pub crawl in which participants wore costumes. While at the On Tap bar, Adamcik, 54, allegedly touched the genital areas of two women, according to a Melbourne Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here. "Because there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at this time, all Captain Americas were asked to go outside for a possible identification," notes the report. One woman positively identified Adamcik as the superhero who groped her. While being booked, Adamcik asked to use the bathroom. It was then, police charge, that he attempted to flush marijuana, which apparently had been hidden in his blue tights. Adamcik was charged with battery, disorderly conduct, and pot possession. He was released after posting $2000 bail. Sadly, since the Melbourne P.D. was having camera problems, colors in Adamcik's mug shot were rendered poorly (he actually looks more like the Incredible Hulk). But Adamcik was later photographed at the Brevard County jail, where this clearer photo was snapped. (4 pages)


    I know this story is old but damn it the title alone was fucking funny and the 911 call was helluva funny

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    not down for the groping.. but he DOES have weed and burritos in his tights, so I wanna hang out with this guy.

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    wow, not even 10 at night when that happened

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    Is that a burrito in your pants, or.... oh wait.

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    yes..people in florida are crazy..lol..and of all things, why a burrito?

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    Head Wreck's Avatar Dai the Llama
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    handsome chap aint he .

    bastards still better looking than i :/

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