who would win...

[Morning Glory]

in a fight between a midieval english knight and a ninja?

since we have nothing better to do we've dedicated our lives to creating a time machine in order to travel through time and make people fight against ninjas. until then we can talk about.
submit the next competetor to fight against a ninja and ponder the outcome.

[cheinara wraithwalker]

Pfffffffft ninja would win.

But chew on this. Hippo versus....a shark. I think the hippo would actually win, because they have some of the *best* natural armor ever, and all it'd have to do was ram the side of the shark a couple times with its tough-ass head. The shark's teeth probably wouldn't even be able to puncture its skin!

[Morning Glory]

what a a shark versus a ninja?

[cheinara wraithwalker]

Ninja, sheesh! The ninja would kill the shark before it even knew it was dead!

[Morning Glory]

a ninja versus mechagodzilla

[Kidthorazine]

mechagodzilla would just step on the ninja

[cheinara wraithwalker]

Ninja, though it'd be close.

Why all this ninja talk? You look like a ninja in your profile, all secret and masked-like.

...or is that a turtle-neck?

[Morning Glory]

no, it's not a turtle neck. It's black bloc. haha. I used to like pirates, then I realised that pirates are just drunk hot topic kids.

[Morning Glory]

what about zoro versus a ninja?

[cheinara wraithwalker]

Ninja, hands down. I mean, come on, that's no contest.

[Morning Glory]

I don't know about that... didn't zoro defeat like a whole army with guns?

[Tequila Zaire]

Zorro...no one can beat a pissed off mexican with a sword..even pajama wearing ninja's.

[TheQuietPlace]

a ninja versus Ronald McDonald and His crew

[Azekiel]

Ninja, obviously, but it'd be a fun fight to watch.

[kshearsedriver]

Alright seeing how I just watched AVP a while back, how about ninja vs predator vs dracula. Oh and it's in a dark invincible alloy cage and no one is allowed firearms or such. Oh and Judge Joe Brown is the refferee and it's on pay-per-view

[Azekiel]

Ninja Vs. Dracula... no contest - one Bamboo stake served cold for the man with the funny teeth. Predator would be tougher, but if Arnie can do it...

[kshearsedriver]

At least we know that if predators ever attack california it'll be safe + ol' arnie =

[a_small_death]

You just can't fuck with a ninja. But if it was a ninja wizard??

[Evilbink]

Ninja vs. My mother

My mother would win because she would nag the ninja and make them feel like such a failure , that the ninja would kill themselves

[Azekiel]

But the ninja could cut her head off! is that not an uplifting thought?

[Kidthorazine]

Jesus (assuming he could really do all the stuff he supposedly did in the bible) vs. Ninja

[Evilbink]

But the ninja could cut her head off! is that not an uplifting thought?

That thought alone makes me much happier. Where can i get me one of those Ninjas?

[kshearsedriver]

Jesus (assuming he could really do all the stuff he supposedly did in the bible) vs. Ninja

I think ol jesus just might win this one..............but only because the ninja would run him through with the sword........he'd die........then he'd come back.......ninja would run him through again.......he'd die........he'd come back.....etc....etc....etc............ninja finally get so fed up with whole thing he'd whack off his own head just to be rid of the holy bastard

[kshearsedriver]

Then again jesus may cause the whole contest to be voided by making a great big batch of wine.........he and the ninja both get so shit faced that the fight has to be called off due to the fact that neither can stand up straight