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    Freakin at the Freakers Ball -=- Dr. Hook
    Camel Toe -=- Bob & Tom
    Chucky Cheese Hell -=- Tim Wilson
    Booty Man -=- Tim Wilson
    Uh Oh..That Wasnt a Marlboro -=- Tim Wilson

    I have heard most of these on the Bob & Tom Radio Show...If you havent heard of them they do some Hilarious stuff on their show.

    www.bobandtom.com

    I think they have some media you can check out there...

    I am always lookin for something to make me laugh...so if you have a good song post the name and I will Dload it..

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    Default Re: Funny Songs you have heard

    Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash (or rather Shel Silverstein) always gets a big chuckle out of me

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    "My Tomato" Is the funniest song I have ever heard.

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    Here is the Japanese Version, since I didnt find the English Version Yet:

    http://search.windowsmedia.com/searc...ch=Dragon+Half

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    FOUND IT!

    track title: "Watashi no Tamagoyaki"
    series title: Dragon Half



    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Papara funi funi tamago
    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Yaitara kage chatta

    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Papara funi funi eggs
    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Grilled and then burned

    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Papara funi funi oimo
    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Yedetara toge chatta

    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Papara funi funi potatoes
    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Boiled and then melted

    Tottemo tottemo KURUU na anata ni
    An an sukari muchuu
    Uttori nettori HAATO ga dokiri
    Choppiri misechau wa

    You are really really cool
    An an I'm crazy for ya
    Enchanting, sticky, my heart is thumping
    I'll show you a little

    Tenki ga ii kara doka-e iki tai
    Yan yan onegai kiite
    Uhan tokubetsu gouka na RANCHI wo
    Doka de ageru ka ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayanan yan-yayanan

    The weather is nice, I wanna go out
    Yan yan please listen
    Uhan I'll give you a great lunch
    Somewhere close? ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayanan yan-yayanan

    Tou zai nan boku tan nan sha pei
    Ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayayan yan-yayayan
    WAN TSU SHIRI FOU ii al san suu an

    East, west, south, north, east, south, west, north
    Ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayayan yan-yayayan
    One, two, three, four, ii al san suu an

    TOMATO wa dame
    Watashi no mono
    Tako wa ageru
    Mitame ga kirai

    Not the tomato!
    It's all mine
    Have the octopus
    I don't even wanna look at it

    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Papara funi funi tamago
    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Yuden akaya nama tamago

    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Papara funi funi eggs
    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Unboiled are just raw eggs

    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Papara funi funi BIIRU
    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Yuden akaya nama BIIRU

    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Papara funi funi beer
    Papara funi funi papara hoe hoe
    Unboiled it's just a beer

    Nandaka choppiri sono ki ni nateru
    An an anata no hitomi
    Utturi shittori MUUDO mo pitari
    Suri suri shichao ka na

    They are interesting to me
    An an your eyes
    Enchanted, calm, the mood is perfect
    Should I cuddle with you a bit?

    Nani mo shirinai ubu-nashuuju ni
    Yan yan iwasecha ya-a yo
    Uhun saigo no koroshi monku
    Wa yappari anata ka ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayayan yan-yayayan

    I know nothing 'cause I am naive
    Yan yan I don't wanna say it
    Uhun the most wooing words there are
    As I thought, yours? ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayayan yan-yayayan

    Kamusa hamunida AIMU SORI
    Ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayayan yan-yayayan
    Raochuu kanpea sotsugyou banzai!
    Shitton battou nana shou hachi hai
    Jakuniku kyoushoku yakiniku teishoku an

    Thank you, I'm sorry
    Ran-rararan ran-rararan yan-yayayan yan-yayayan
    Raochuu, cheers! Graduation, banzai!
    Agonizingly, seven wins and eight losses
    The survival of the fittest and a yakiniku meal an

    Tamago wa dame
    Watashi no mono
    Yan tamago tamago...

    Not the eggs!
    They are all mine
    Yan eggs eggs...

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    Default Re: Funny Songs you have heard

    Dragon Half............................................ pretty funny show.


    My favorite?

    The Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying by the Bloodhound Gang.................... best fucking song ever.

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    Default Re: Funny Songs you have heard

    Quote Originally Posted by hewhoisagod
    Dragon Half............................................ pretty funny show.


    My favorite?

    The Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying by the Bloodhound Gang.................... best fucking song ever.
    LOL, I use that one as a "punishment" song when one of my co-workers screws up. (I DJ at a topless club)

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    Default Re: Funny Songs you have heard

    this one has always made me chuckle

    Who Killed The Cheerleader
    By:The Nekromantix

    Who killed the cheerleader?
    you did... you did. Oh no.. it wasn't me at all
    who ***** the prom queen? he did he did
    Yeah right and she was having a ball...

    I asked her out, she laughed and said "no way"
    told me she would never date such a geek
    For that remark I say she's gonna pay
    I hate when people call me a freak!

    She's kissing with the football star
    late at night in his car yeah
    i was driven by an unkown force
    feeling no remorse

    Who killed the cheerleader?
    you did... you did. Oh no.. it wasn't me at all
    who ***** the prom queen? he did he did
    Yeah right and she was having a ball...

    I asked her for a dance
    she yelled "drop dead"
    advised me to go join the other nerds
    now i had it with that blonde little pet
    with everybody else but me she flirts

    I hid in in the locker room
    watching when her hair she grooms oh yeah
    driven by an unkown force
    feeling no remorse

    Who killed the cheerleader?
    you did... you did. Oh no.. it wasn't me at all
    who ***** the prom queen? he did he did
    Yeah right and she was having a ball...

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    Eat Steak - Reverend Horton Heat


    Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
    Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
    Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
    It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.


    Cowpokes'll come from a near and far
    When you throw a few rib-eyes on the fire
    Roberto Duran ate two before a fight
    'Cause it gave a lot of mighty men a lot of mighty might


    Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
    Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
    Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
    It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.


    Eat meat, eat meat, filet mignon
    Eat meat, eat meat, ear it all day long
    Eat a few T-bones till you get your fill
    Eat a new york cut, hot off the grill


    Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
    Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
    Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
    It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.


    Eat a cow, eat a cow 'cuase it's good for you
    Eat a cow, eat a cow it's the thing that goes "Mooooo"


    Look at all the cows in the slaughterhouse yeard
    Gotta hit'em in the head, gotta hit'em real hard
    First you gotta clean'em then the butcher cuts'em up
    Throws it on a scale throws an eyeball in a cup


    Saw a big Brangus Steer standing right over there
    So I rustled up a fire cooked him medium rare
    Bar-B-Q'ed his brisket, a roasted his rump
    Fed my dog that ol' Brangus Steer's hump


    Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
    Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
    Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
    It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.

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    See Colin Slash (C:/) ~ You and All Your Communist Friends. Absolutly the funniest song I've ever heard.
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    I recommend I'm an Asshole by Dennis Leary. Also humorous in a way: Legend of Zelda by Rabbit Joint, although if you're trying to download it, it may be credited to SOAD, who actually had nothing to do with it.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by macabrette
    I recommend I'm an Asshole by Dennis Leary. Also humorous in a way: Legend of Zelda by Rabbit Joint, although if you're trying to download it, it may be credited to SOAD, who actually had nothing to do with it.....
    That song is by far in my top 5 funniest songs ever...I used to listen to that and Adam Sandler's "At a Medium Pace" every Friday VERY LOUDLY in my office before I left work...I knew it was a crowd pleasure...people would start joining in singing...

    That was some funny times

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    There is a guy named Richard Cheese...He takes songs and turns them into Lounge music...

    If you have seen the Remake of "Dawn Of The Dead" He was the guy who remade Down with the Sickness on the movie...

    His stuff cracks me up... ITs soooooo Corny its funny


    Oh I found another....Vagina -=- Blood Hound Gang Hilarious

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    Wildwood Weed - Jim Stafford...

    That song always cracks me up... I think it's just the hillbilly in me. hahaha.

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    'Girls' by the Beastie boys.
    or
    'The Female of the Species' by Space.

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    Anything by Voltaire. Esp "Please Murder that Fuck Upstairs" and "USS Make Shit Up". That man is so talented and so funny and does so much.
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    Achy Breaky Heart- Billy Ray Cyrus
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    Rico Suave- Gerardo

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    Default Re: Funny Songs you have heard

    The Bloodhound Gang have another great song called "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" also a very funny song.
    I also love the Masochism Tango

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    Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D
    Only Gay Eskimo by Corky and The Juice Pig

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sin
    Rico Suave- Gerardo
    That song has the greatest bad video for it ever made.

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    'Black Metal Friends' by Atom & His Package

    In the mountains of Norway,
    where the weather is cold;
    There's nothing to do except kill each other
    and play guitars, in the snow...


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    Default Re: Funny Songs you have heard

    Quote Originally Posted by Foxbird
    'Black Metal Friends' by Atom & His Package

    In the mountains of Norway,
    where the weather is cold;
    There's nothing to do except kill each other
    and play guitars, in the snow...

    LOL. Some of my pics:
    Most People Are Dicks - Ludichrist
    Poisoning Pigeons in the Park - Tom Lehrer
    Hang the Pope - Nuclear Assault

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    An old Canadian duo called McLean and McLean have some great silly, dirty songs.

    The Rodeo Song
    Pubic Hair
    Fuck Ya
    Dolly Parton's Tits

    Brings out the smirking teenage wiseass in me, i suppose.



    ~Histrionica~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Szandora
    Wildwood Weed - Jim Stafford...

    That song always cracks me up... I think it's just the hillbilly in me. hahaha.
    Ahahahahaha!! I love that song!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DyingSunshine
    Ahahahahaha!! I love that song!
    Dude.. I downloaded that shit for Jay and he didn't even laugh..

    What a dork...

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    Nichole 12 - Yes, Daddy

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