Gods Rottweiler

[Toe Cutter]

Am I the only one who is sick and tired of this Catholic bullshit?. It has been non-stop for three weeks!

AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[23*]

i dont watch or listen to any of it. I didn't even know the pope was dead until at least three days after everyone else i know did and then i actually forgot about it and had to be reminded....

[Kidthorazine]

yeah it gets kind of annoying yet in another thread you have people bitching about how the pope only has influence over other catholics

[tommygunn666]

same here Just one qeustion why is one person better than everyone else in the world in the catholic faith and put up on a pedestal make you wonder about thinks dont it
tommygunn666

[Toe Cutter]

You just made me realize what an idiot I am... I want it to go away and yet I start another thread about it. Sorry everybody.

FUCK ME!
Forrest would you so kind to delete this thread?

[Morning Glory]

I specifically said the ONLY influence he has over non-catholics is that we have to see his ass all over the TV when he died. that's not a contradiction, and really it's not even the pope himself that has any influence over that, it's the retards on TV.

[nyar]

GOD yes- why the fuck does it have to be some old-fart again anyway?!! Don't they get he's gonna fuckin die (soon) too?!!! I really don't get why the hell the pope is soooo great-
I want that shirt at tshirthell that has a pic of the pope and says "only the good die young"!!!!!

btw toecutter- didja ever see this- http://the_evil_clowns.tripod.com/- ?
fer sum reason thought you might get a giggle out of it.

[Toe Cutter]

btw toecutter- didja ever see this- http://the_evil_clowns.tripod.com/- ?
fer sum reason thought you might get a giggle out of it.

I've never seen that site. That's wicked, thanks

[OliX]

I've never seen that site. That's wicked, thanks

I'm evil from long ago here is proff

[Evilbink]

You just made me realize what an idiot I am... I want it to go away and yet I start another thread about it. Sorry everybody.

FUCK ME!
Forrest would you so kind to delete this thread?

Sick of religion over all, but yes recently the catholic thing is getting on my ass. So slap yourself for starting yet another thread, you silly git.

[devil13]

There are Jews in the world,
There are Buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed,
But I've never been one of them...

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm...

You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on -
You're a Catholic the minute Dad came...

Because...

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Children: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Child: [solo] Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for,
Each sperm that can't be found.

Children: Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.

Mum: [solo] Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Men neighbours: [peering out of toilets]
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,

Women neighbours: [on wall]
If a sperm is wasted,

Children: God get quite irate.

Priest: [in church] Every sperm is sacred,

Bride and Groom: Every sperm is good.

Nannies: Every sperm is needed.

Cardinals: [in prams] In your neighbourhood!

Children: Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,

Funeral Cortege: God needs everybody's,

First Mourner: Mine!

Lady Mourner: And mine!

Corpse: And mine!

Nun: [solo] Though the pagans spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,

Various artefacts in a Roman Catholic Souvenir Shop:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Everybody: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.

Even more than everybody, including two fire-eaters, a juggler, a
clown at a piano and a stilt-walker riding a bicycle:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

[Toe Cutter]

I'm evil from long ago here is proff

That's sweet, the look on your face is priceless!