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    HeadlessBill's Avatar Innocent Bystander
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    Default Well, that was a little odd.

    Yesterday morning when I arrived at work, as I was sitting in my car gathering my things, an old homeless black woman had pushed her shopping cart of stuff in front of my car and was watching me. I got out of the car and got my backpack from the back seat. As I was doing this, the was pointing at my car and mumbling something about it. After putting it on and locking the doors, I asked her what she had said. She repeated what she said, but I still had trouble understanding her since she was mumbling and running her words together.

    She then pointed to something in the distance behind me and said "Look behind you." I turned and looked in the direction she was pointing and looked back at her. She then warned, "Watch out for the Korean woman".

    "Okay," I said, confused.

    Pointing at me she said, "You are Japanese. You are ichiban." Ichiban is Japanese for number one.

    She then pulled out a yellow and clear vinyl purse and opened it up. Digging in it, she said, "I came here to give you a present." She then pulled out a seashell (pictured below) and handed it to me. At first I was going to refuse it, but decided to take it. When I opened my hand, she placed it in my hand and then clasped both her hands around mine. Looking into my eyes. She again said, "You are ichiban. You are special."

    "Thank you for the gift." I said.

    She let go of my hands and started bowing to me repeating "ichiban" and "special" over and over. I figured now would be a good time to leave.

    "Thank you," I repeated. "And have a good day."

    I walked off and crossed the street to go to work. Once across the street, she started yelling at me. "You are special. I love you. I love you."

    I waved back at her and walked to where a group of coworkers were sitting having a smoke. One of them asked, "Who was that?" I turned and looked at the homeless woman walking further down the road, pushing her shopping cart.

    Shrugging, I said, "I don't know. She gave me this." I held up the seashell for them to see.

    One of my coworkers said, "I don't recall ever seeing her around here before."

    The thought the whole episode was rather bizarre.

    Here is the seashell she gave me.


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    Pull~My~Hair's Avatar makes your life seem good
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    Default Re: Well, that was a little odd.

    sounds like paranoid schitzo or borderline personality disorder...pretty shell tho lol

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    TheQuietPlace's Avatar The Delivery Expert
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    Aww...how sweet. An insane notsosecret admirer.

    But yeah that is a cool shell.

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    Default Re: Well, that was a little odd.

    akira?

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    Default Re: Well, that was a little odd.

    thats awesome

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    Default Re: Well, that was a little odd.

    was she hot?

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    HeadlessBill's Avatar Innocent Bystander
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    Default Re: Well, that was a little odd.

    Quote Originally Posted by OliX
    akira?
    Unfortunately, I don't have a motorcycle.

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    Default Re: Well, that was a little odd.

    Quote Originally Posted by interzone
    thats awesome
    It definitely moves above the time some homeless guy dressed in military fatigues and talking like a surfer was convinced I was at a party with him at some point in his past. He thought I just couldn't remember the party and kept making vague comments about what happened at the party to see if would spark my memory. He also kept telling me I was the 'Party Dude'.

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    Default Re: Well, that was a little odd.

    how wierd is that, did you ever see her again?

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    Default Re: Well, that was a little odd.

    I think it's sweet. Maybe she sees something special about you.

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    Default Re: Well, that was a little odd.

    A seahell , from a beach in...the twilght zone

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    Default Re: Well, that was a little odd.

    That is awesome

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    Default Re: Well, that was a little odd.

    hmmm kinda freaky... after that i would be kinda wary of korean women though :S i dont think i would be able to help it!

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    Default Re: Well, that was a little odd.

    That's odd but nice.

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