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    Default i havent showered in days

    the BO is almost unbearable... taking a whif of my underarms is like snorting wassabe

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    Then...shower?

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    Quote Originally Posted by cheinara wraithwalker
    Then...shower?
    when you can smell your own funk you know its bad

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    between conference calls for work and Grand Theft Auto and eating... there just never seems to be time. i think Grand Theft Auto is the root cause.

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    Quote Originally Posted by drewblood
    between conference calls for work and Grand Theft Auto and eating... there just never seems to be time. i think Grand Theft Auto is the root cause.
    Yeah, I'd say. ;P And since you're a guy, shouldn't it take like .5 seconds to shower? Unless you just enjoy long showers....

    Personally, I prefer short showers, long baths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheinara wraithwalker
    Yeah, I'd say. ;P And since you're a guy, shouldn't it take like .5 seconds to shower? Unless you just enjoy long showers....

    Personally, I prefer short showers, long baths.

    this is true. however i need to spend some intimiate time with the bic razor. i'll keep ya posted.

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    Going on two days myself, and I just went out and did the lawn work. But first chance I get, I'm jumping in the shower.

    I have a good "manly" smell...well that and I stink

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    I shower like 3 times a day cause my baby pukes on me all of the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair
    I shower like 3 times a day cause my baby pukes on me all of the time

    nice... i take it the puke hits your skin and that's why you need the showers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair
    I shower like 3 times a day cause my baby pukes on me all of the time
    What you need is a spit-up towel at all times.

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    shower now!! right now!!

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    Quote Originally Posted by scabre
    shower now!! right now!!

    is that an offer? how bout a sponge bath? i'm a dirty dirty naughty widdle boy.

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    rofl!
    so now im a nurse
    and a sister
    and by the sounds of it a mother
    hell..

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    Quote Originally Posted by scabre
    rofl!
    so now im a nurse
    and a sister
    and by the sounds of it a mother
    hell..
    Well you'd be a very sexy each of those

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    aww bless yaXX a sexy mother.. wud tht make me a MILF?

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    i havent showered today either stupid really and it means all the product in my hair from last night makes it stand up on end cause its shorrt not a good look belive me heh not evn wearing any make up i look hidious o h well im here on my own with a bottle of wine so why the fuck should i care its night so the blinds are drawn anyway and the only time ive left the house today was to get this wine anyway i tried to unsusefully get the top half to stand down before leaving the house but it didnt work oh shit drank about 2/3's of the bottle in an hour
    didnt shower cause i dint get up till about noon because i dont know what time i got in this morning after wandering around just about everywhere plus was a bit hung over i hate vodka why do i bother vodka just does not aree with me
    opps soory am very good at going off subect when im a little bit drunk not as drunk as my typeing suggest thats down to theshitty keyboard im using where half the keys dont sem to register

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    ... I just got out of the shower.

    I have no idea how you people do this. If I go a day without showering I turn from a vaguely-unattractive human being into the Greasy Stench Beast.

    Thankfully my body wash is +5.

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    Quote Originally Posted by Umbilical Lotus
    Thankfully my body wash is +5.
    Roll a stench save. Difficulty of 25.

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    Quote Originally Posted by cheinara wraithwalker
    Roll a stench save. Difficulty of 25.
    Failure results in 1d6 points of temporary Constitution damage and 1d4-1 points of permanent Popularity drain.


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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    Quote Originally Posted by cheinara wraithwalker
    What you need is a spit-up towel at all times.
    except hes a little shit and even if I have him on the towel he'll flop his head down the side and puke between my boobs...everytime! he's even pulled the towel away to do it before...oi

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin
    Failure results in 1d6 points of temporary Constitution damage and 1d4-1 points of permanent Popularity drain.

    Oh snap, drainage. Can that be restored?

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    Quote Originally Posted by drewblood
    between conference calls for work and Grand Theft Auto and eating... there just never seems to be time. i think Grand Theft Auto is the root cause.
    that AND my penis thread huh? I know it can seem like the shark form jaws at times but it aint gonna attack you in the shower. lol

    ooooooooo just had a dirty farce go throuhg my head of the shower scene in psycho.....roflmao. im sorry dude. thats jsut funny.

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    hehe i did shower today, but i still smell....im trying a little experiment, im not wearing deodrant for a while. it seems...unhealthy to me to wear the antiperspirant sort, cos it stops you sweating, and surely you need to, right? so i smell a bit. nice though. (i think) my boyfreind is not approving of the idea.....but he's not exactly Mr. Cleanliness himself, so I dont care.

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    the stuff with aluminum (?)dioxide may not be so good for you...try just a plain deoderant. But as long as you bathe regularly<shrug> who cares. A little fresh sweat is kinda nice....reminds me of sex

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    Default Re: i havent showered in days

    Quote Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair
    I shower like 3 times a day cause my baby pukes on me all of the time

    you guys missed the point.
    she has three showers everyday because the baby pukes on her.

    read it again!

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