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Hmmmmmm....I like what you say here DJ Bat.....
Vampires, vampyres....when one is dealing with the general public one finds that the average can't/won't/doesn't want to deal with the off chance that vamps exist. I agree that when God/Jesus/YaHweh/Satan tap me on my shoulder I'll be more inclined to believe that exist.
I am not a vampire, btw...I am a writer of many things vampire. Here is what I know to be true based on my own personal experiences.
There are "psychic" vampires. Psi vamps-I only personally know one. It is kind of like a person who is able to work with energy....called it what you like. Chi, Qi, Kundalini, tantra. There are so many different forms of energy and the psi vamp can take, give and manipulate those forms. Physically I have been there and witnessed some wonderful and unique stuff.
Blood sucking vamps....hmmmm....well, there is a disorder that people who thirst for blood are known to have. No different than people who crave dirt, salt, sugar, etc. For posers, they think blood is necessary. I have yet to a real blood sucker. I have met many posers...especially on VR...it's amusing and kind of bizarre...ok, very bizarre.
A real vampire who might be of the blood sucking sort is most likely Strigoii and I doubt they would care to spend time online. Maybe one or 2 to keep up appearances....but, most likely not.
My personal beliefs were slightly altered after reading "Some Words with a Mummy" by Poe yesterday. Just the thought of vampires dating back to BC times, especially in Egypt changes my perspective, removing my thoughts of the legends of old Europe being the oldest. Egypt would be the oldest civilization to keep record, if at all. I plan on researching that.
But anyhow, that is just my perspective. Here is a poem I wrote recently for you entertainment.
Shakespears Grave
From whence you came, I know not
But here we are, in love’s embrace
And each day closer in true love’s knot
We find ourselves fulfilled with grace
And in your arms I wish to spend
Entranced within your vampiric powers
An eternity of loving days on end
Sharing this knowledge that is just ours.
Nor does any Shakespearean love compare
All those shadowed by this love
For Shakespeare turns in his grave, err
For never writing of such thereof.
But we know, you and I
What we are blessed to have now
A love so lofty it shames the sky
And in our hearts a solemn vow
c2008
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the most common diagnosis for someone who craves blood, dirt, sugar and salt is anemia...I can see a vampire being someone who has a severe lack of iron...
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Originally Posted by Rockwulf
Yes. It's just one of the many community services I offer.
No, I meant the free blow jobs...but maybe you did, too?
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Originally Posted by Tigerlily
the most common diagnosis for someone who craves blood, dirt, sugar and salt is anemia...I can see a vampire being someone who has a severe lack of iron...
what about hemophilia?
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i would like to believe in true vampires, undead, and all that. hell, i wish i could be a vampire. i have a severe problem with dying.
however. until i meet something like that, i don't believe it. it's just a pretty dream in my head, much like "heaven" or "God."
real-life vampires i see as nothing more than people either with a disease or who have a fascination with blood play.
*shrug*
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Originally Posted by toxicat
I guess I don't see why rudeness is necessary. Who is the OP hurting? (OK, I know I'm setting myself up here...)
No one said the op was hurting anything, but when you post something on the internet, say... I went on a street corner and declared myself Satan, well I'd be open to someone who disagreed that I was Satan, or that there is such a thing. That is the internet, you declare that you are something, open the floor for questions, you will get 6 pages full of people who agree with you (whiny emo butthurt), and a few people who don't (evil snarking internet meany-heads).
You can believe you are fucking King Kong, but if you post about it on the internet, and I'm feeling froggy, I'll tell you why I think that's fucking lame.
I think alot of people can agree, when you get into the muggy zone of proclaiming yourself to be a special immortal sparkly undead butterfly of uniqueness that is far superior to everyone else's uniqueness, it opens you straight up to being mocked on the internet. Whine away that someone was being rude all you want.
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I cannot believe this thread hasn't died yet.
~K
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I'm Elmer J Fudd. I own a mansion and a yacht.
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Originally Posted by keiko
I cannot believe this thread hasn't died yet.
~K
maybe the threads a vampire too
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Originally Posted by Wickedanima
You can believe you are fucking King Kong, but if you post about it on the internet, and I'm feeling froggy, I'll tell you why I think that's fucking lame.
That's pretty much the main sentiment here too - I grew up watching a shitton (I think that may be metric, not sure) of Monty Python - I'm talking when I was 5 or so, so I've been permanently damaged with a non-sequitor, cynical and what I feel can be a terribly funny humoristic view and consequently response to various forms of lunacy - especially on the internet.
Don't get me wrong, I'm right there proclaiming my insanity as well. I believe in ghosts, I think I'm in some way a vampyre, I would hope to be able to move things with my mind one day, I believe in reincarnation, I'll believe in higher powers when they show themselves and perform appropriate miracles and sorry, Chris Angel doesn't count, etc... and I take it all not very seriously which is I think the key here.
Now, IF these so called self-proclaimed vampires here are secretly laughing their heads off at all the banter they create, then I will up my props to them... only probably because I haven't done it first. I can be a stinky little bastard like that sometimes... mainly when I'm drunk... I blame the absinthe...
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Originally Posted by vampiregothchick
Hmmmmmm....I like what you say here DJ Bat.....
Vampires, vampyres....when one is dealing with the general public one finds that the average can't/won't/doesn't want to deal with the off chance that vamps exist. I agree that when God/Jesus/YaHweh/Satan tap me on my shoulder I'll be more inclined to believe that exist.
I am not a vampire, btw...I am a writer of many things vampire. Here is what I know to be true based on my own personal experiences.
There are "psychic" vampires. Psi vamps-I only personally know one. It is kind of like a person who is able to work with energy....called it what you like. Chi, Qi, Kundalini, tantra. There are so many different forms of energy and the psi vamp can take, give and manipulate those forms. Physically I have been there and witnessed some wonderful and unique stuff.
Blood sucking vamps....hmmmm....well, there is a disorder that people who thirst for blood are known to have. No different than people who crave dirt, salt, sugar, etc. For posers, they think blood is necessary. I have yet to a real blood sucker. I have met many posers...especially on VR...it's amusing and kind of bizarre...ok, very bizarre.
A real vampire who might be of the blood sucking sort is most likely Strigoii and I doubt they would care to spend time online. Maybe one or 2 to keep up appearances....but, most likely not.
My personal beliefs were slightly altered after reading "Some Words with a Mummy" by Poe yesterday. Just the thought of vampires dating back to BC times, especially in Egypt changes my perspective, removing my thoughts of the legends of old Europe being the oldest. Egypt would be the oldest civilization to keep record, if at all. I plan on researching that.
But anyhow, that is just my perspective. Here is a poem I wrote recently for you entertainment.
Shakespears Grave
From whence you came, I know not
But here we are, in love’s embrace
And each day closer in true love’s knot
We find ourselves fulfilled with grace
And in your arms I wish to spend
Entranced within your vampiric powers
An eternity of loving days on end
Sharing this knowledge that is just ours.
Nor does any Shakespearean love compare
All those shadowed by this love
For Shakespeare turns in his grave, err
For never writing of such thereof.
But we know, you and I
What we are blessed to have now
A love so lofty it shames the sky
And in our hearts a solemn vow
c2008
Um, excuse me, but you seemed to have spelled "DUUUUUURRRRRRRHHHH" incorrectly.
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Originally Posted by toxicat
No, I meant the free blow jobs...but maybe you did, too?
What?
No!
Can't a guy just sit here with his dick in hole cut into a bucket and do a little free advertising without being all gay???
You judgmental bitch!
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wow, apparently snorting pepsi out yer nose hurts too. it aint jack daniles but it burns lol
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Christ people! Have you not yet learned? Don't read a Rockwulf post with a mouth/throat full of delicious beverage!
You're only asking for trouble.
And hell, BP, you're the last one I thought I'd be giving advice on swallowing to.....
HIYOOOOO!
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roflmao. atleast i had my keyboard tucked away.
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If you could choose, would you get a day job, a hand job, a nose job, a rim job, a paint job or a blow job on/for/in your bucket, and how much would it cost?
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Steel Job?
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/18/penis-ouchie-1.jpg
I have no idea what some of you tipsters' obsession is with guys getting their junk stuck in things, but it's borderline disturbing (just kidding, it's totally rad). But here goes: Xing, a 41-year old man, was wandering through LanTian park in Hong Kong late one night when he thought to himself, "I should stick my penis in a steel park bench, you know, for the Olympics." And that's what he did. Unfortunately, mid-coitus Xing realized he was stuck and called the police using his cell phone.
When police arrived, Xing was moaning in pain and stuck face down to the bench. They tried several penis-liberating options (including taking blood) before sawing the entire bench off and taking it to the hospital. 4 hours later Xing had his penis back, sans giant metal bench attachment. Good thing too, because doctors said one hour longer and they would have chopped his member off. Oh man, this reminds me of the time I made love to a hole in a tree during a camping trip. Hello woodpecker nest! Seriously, I pee out the side of my penis now.
And now back to Vampires:
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/todayt...imals/mole.jpg
..................VAMPIRE PENIS!...................
(ok just kidding, it's a vampire mole)
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Originally Posted by toxicat
If you could choose, would you get a day job, a hand job, a nose job, a rim job, a paint job or a blow job on/for/in your bucket, and how much would it cost?
I'll take a blowjob in my bucket and I won't charge you a dime.
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Extra tasty crispy, bet your ass.
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Whiping up a graphic. two seconds....damn dinosaur internet.....
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Wouldn't be the big naked black guy wearing beach toys would it?
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lol no....that's in my personal collection silly. lol
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Pay attention asshole! I said it was extra-tasty crispy, not original recipe...
Jesus...
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C'mon man, if you're gonna fire up Photoshop, go for the gold:
http://www.freakblows.com/forum/uplo...1237595393.jpg
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yaknow, r.w, yuo're right and im sorry. i should go for the gold when doing the photos so i thought i'd fix yer bucket for ya and made sure it said extra tasty crispy just like ya said......
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a67...nahavefun2.jpg
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Umm...
Come on guys...
I mean, this thread keeps getting real OT and I sort of would like it to stay OT OK?
I know although campy at times, it still is a thread about vampires and what not so come on, keep it focused and make sure your posts are relative...
...especially if you're gonna post a picture so I fixed it for you kthxbai!
http://www.cyberden.com/images/extracrispvamp.jpg
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I screamed a little when i saw that. epic.
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Originally Posted by Rockwulf
Love. It.
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Originally Posted by malcolm
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLD THE MOTHERFUCKING PHONE!!!!!!!
People PAY for Photoshop???http://www.freakblows.com/forum/styl...smiley-013.gif
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Originally Posted by toxicat
for FREE??!!!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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Originally Posted by malcolm
what about hemophilia?
I think someone with hemophilia would be a perfect target for said vampires.
I don't know if hemophiliacs have strange cravings for certain things but I do know that it would suck to bleed a lot just over something small.
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Originally Posted by Rockwulf
yaknow....come to think of it, i dont think i've ever met a person who has payed for photoshop. ofcourse with it's suggested retail around 600 bucks plus, not to mention the add ons, i wonder why.
so ya got me there. lol that was a pretty good touch up though,no?
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Originally Posted by Amelia G
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I know, and I was actually just taking the mickey out of myself but if someone wants to make it a gay thing, that's hokay.
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Originally Posted by malcolm
yaknow....come to think of it, i dont think i've ever met a person who has payed for photoshop. ofcourse with it's suggested retail around 600 bucks plus, not to mention the add ons, i wonder why.
so ya got me there. lol that was a pretty good touch up though,no?
I have repeatedly paid for Photoshop.