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Archer Hating Wife is taking it easy on me this week, since I'm heinously sick and doing this recap ripped to the tits on Mucinex Cough Slayer sizzurp. Excuse me if I lapse into prophesy midway through.
This week's episode of Archer opens with our boy Sterling's thumb up Lana's tush. How they gain any sort of tactical advantage by posing as newlyweds will surely be explained as we go, but I'm assuming...
