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When I was very little, a bunch of the old people at my grandparents' country club used to think it was awesome to pinch my cheek and talk about how I played with bugs in the swimming pool. In point of fact, I did not play with bugs; I rescued them from drowning. Also, note to self: If I am ever four-years-old again, I should totally remember that old people do not like having their cheeks pinched back.
If you've been kinda gothic since you were four,
