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True confession: I own more than one swords and sorcery-inspired outfit of nonfunctional teeny armor.
Ideally, I'd like to see a Jason Momoa skin flick. Oh wait, I already did, and it was ridiculously awesome and called Game of Thrones. But I digress. An Arnold Schwarzenegger adult film would be a-ok with me too. Doesn't have to be a 1982 Arnie either. I'd happily watch him now.
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I like their tribal looks. The guys are pretty horrid though, as usual... I'm convinced that it is possibly to be muscular without being crude, but I guess that's too much to ask in this culture.
Doesn't anyone just film two (or more) people having sex? Why the storylines? Most people I know only watch porn for all of about 5 minutes at a time.
I imagine it's for the people that watch movies like Avatar and Conan or music vids by Lady Gaga and think that their coolness makes them sexy, too. S'a way of hijacking character depth that the porn industry isn't usually very good at creating, themselves.
That, or it's so you can put on a porn in company while keeping your intentions at least slightly ambiguous.