Conan Porn Parody

True confession: I own more than one swords and sorcery-inspired outfit of nonfunctional teeny armor.

Ideally, I’d like to see a Jason Momoa skin flick. Oh wait, I already did, and it was ridiculously awesome and called Game of Thrones. But I digress. An Arnold Schwarzenegger adult film would be a-ok with me too. Doesn’t have to be a 1982 Arnie either. I’d happily watch him now.

To round out science fiction club movie nights at colleges everywhere, Hustler has just released This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX. We’ll have to wait a while for the 2011 Conan reboot to be available for home viewing, but Netflix is streaming the Arnold Schwarzenegger Conan the Barbarian and Conan the Destroyer right now. So, combine those with a two dollar two day membership to This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX (which includes most of the whole Hustler catalog) and you’ve got an instant party. The Lady Gaga porn (which you also get with the same Hustler membership) has a much much funner trailer, but the potential movie pairings are what really make This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX.

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