Romance, playing w/ my beard, thick ass, nice legs, thirtysomethings, tattoos, scars, singing, accents, retainers, eye patches, assless chaps, smokers, the open road, flowers in her hair, heterochromia, pale skin, mexican girls, bandanas, butt pillow
Turn Offs
girls without character, class, or intelligence. also, any that are overly judgemental and self-righteous.
Hair Color
dirty blonde
Previous Hair Colors
black when I was born, blonde after that, got dirtier with age
Toys I Desire
I'm not a toy-player-wither.
Depraved Fantasy
sex on a space shuttle... with a space prostitute. and, doing a line off a hooker's ass.
Quote or Slogan
"You can talk to the police, you can talk to the press, you can talk to the politicians - I don't care, man. What we're doing here is so bizarre, no one will ever believe you." -Pig Destroyer
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