AK-47 w/ bayonet, grenade launcher, and flame thrower attached
Favorite Movies
Edward Scissorhands, Blade, Tron Legacy, A Clockwork Orange, Your Highness, Dark Knight, Batman, the Avengers, Paul, Star Wars 4-6
Favorite TV
Gangland, Metalocalypse, the Venture Bros, Workaholics, Tosh.0, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones, Tron Uprising, the Newsroom, Dexter,
Favorite Authors
Lewis Carrol, Anthony Burgess, Piers Anthony, Phiilp K Dick, Neil Gaiman, Isaac Asminov, Alan Moore, Pat Mills
Favorite Bands
The Cramps, the Meatmen, Lard, Ministry, the Adicts, My Life w/ the Thrill Kill Kult, Pigface, Bile, MSI, ATR, KMFDM, Skinny Puppy, Deadbolt, Infected Mushroom, Lords of Atamont, Motley Crue, Slayer, Dethklok
Turn Ons
girls covered in blood, girls naked w/ guns and wearing my warpaint, girls wearing nazi hats, cuz im a jew i wont feel guilty sodomizing her w/o lube, and fisting whores
Turn Offs
girls w/ facial hair, lame people, gay stuff
Hair Color
i'm bald
Previous Hair Colors
brown
Toys I Desire
i gotta new tazer, does that count?
Depraved Fantasy
having a harem pay for everything
Quote or Slogan
it's all a joke...EVERYTHING ANYBODY EVER VALUED OR STRUGGLED FOR...it's all a monstrous, demented gag...SO WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THE FUNNY SIDE...why aren't you laughing?
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