I Have No Pants!!!

[DoctorZ]

[DoctorZ]

Please, give me pants?

[VoltaireBlue]

a very good friend and I have a similar inside joke about this.

[Vexbeast]

I don't want to give you pants.

[Pull~My~Hair]

i litteraly couldn't find a single pair of pants the other day.I ended up wearing a skirt I haven't worn since highschool...the dog or kid had them under the couch..all of them...leads me to think it was the kid

[SyntheticShock]

How can we believe you don't have pants...you have to prove it. :-P

[Amelia G]

Pants are overrated.

[Scott]

The day I have no pants is the day I have no legs...
In which case I may opt for some short shorts

[Dusk]

I only own 1 pair of shorts and they are for swimming, I have a pair of trcksuit pants for when I practice my Karate at home and Ive got 6 pairs of jeans.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

I live in Florida. I own 2 pairs of jeans and piles and piles of shorts. I see people walking around all the time wearing jeans in the peak of summer and I don't get how they can do it. I've been here about 17 years and I STILL can't do it. I think it's an instant recipe for jock itch.

Hell...It's so friggin' hot in the summer that when I wear shorts, I go commando...

I make sure the shorts are long. Don't want "the boys" hanging out for a public appearance....

[DoctorZ]

How can I prove that I have no pants?

... oh....

>.>

[MistressJennifer]

I can never find pants that fit right. I have no pants. Hey listen, you don't have to prove it, I believe it.

[DoctorZ]

I'd prove it, sure, but I'm sure you don't want to see that. >.>

*hugs Mistress* YAY! Someone believes my pantslessness!

... >.>

[SyntheticShock]

And here I thought I was being slick.

[DoctorZ]

Well, for someone like you, Madame Shock, I'd be happy to.