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    some people are dumb
    and other people just make sandwiches....

    I dated a guy once that told me he wanted to eat another hole in me...and then fuck it.

    oh, and after being part of this community for over a year this is my first official thread post...yay me

    now go!

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    eat another hole and fuck it... does he listen to death metal at all?
    Sounds like a Cannibal Corpse lyric or something.

    Random spill...hrm...

    My first girlfriend dumped me and turned lesbian. So..technically I dated a lesbian. :^)

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    If you packaged their demise nicely and with red bows, a lot of people would pay you to let them eat it .... then ask for a second serving (but boycott their own funerals)

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoldtaEngler
    eat another hole and fuck it... does he listen to death metal at all?
    Sounds like a Cannibal Corpse lyric or something.

    Random spill...hrm...

    My first girlfriend dumped me and turned lesbian. So..technically I dated a lesbian. :^)
    not much of a death metal guy, his favorite band is Iggy Pop n the Stooges

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    Default Re: random spill

    I suppose it's better than saying he wanted to fuck another hole and then eat it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigerlily
    some people are dumb
    I dated a guy once that told me he wanted to eat another hole in me...and then fuck it.
    LOL

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    Gotta steal that line I can get away with almost anything I say..... offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morning Glory
    I suppose it's better than saying he wanted to fuck another hole and then eat it.
    yeah, but some people get down like that so who I am to say thats odd...
    But I mean, eating a brand new hole in me and then fucking the gaping bloody orifice was a bit out in midfield for me...still a moment to laugh over though

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    All "African-American" terms aside, I dated a girl once that called black people "colored people". I told her how racist that was to say that. Amazingly, she responded with, "What? Like they'd like to be called black instead? Now THAT'S racist". This was about 15 years ago.

    She also, for the life of her, could not understand a "flashback" in movies. She'd tell me, "I don't understand...First the guy was in his 30's and next he's like 15. I'm really confused."

    It's amazing what you'll put up with when the other person is totally hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones
    All "African-American" terms aside, I dated a girl once that called black people "colored people". I told her how racist that was to say that. Amazingly, she responded with, "What? Like they'd like to be called black instead? Now THAT'S racist". This was about 15 years ago.

    She also, for the life of her, could not understand a "flashback" in movies. She'd tell me, "I don't understand...First the guy was in his 30's and next he's like 15. I'm really confused."

    It's amazing what you'll put up with when the other person is totally hot.
    complete agreed...sometimes people are just really dumb and you kinda need to smack some common sense into them...but other times you're just like fuck it, it doesn't even matter lol.

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    When I grow up Im gonna be a dinosaur!

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    Yea. I once dated a girl that believed she was channeling spirits. One of them, of course, was Jim Morrison. So technically, I dated Jim Morrison.

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    Young Jim Morrison or fat old hairy Jim Morrison? That is the question.

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    Well, at the time it was a cute blonde Jim morrison with blue eyes and a great ass.

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    someone once offered me 800 bux to shit on their face. he even built a special chair for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
    someone once offered me 800 bux to shit on their face. he even built a special chair for it.
    *horrified fascination*

    Wow. That would be a dilemma for me. $800 is a lot of money.

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    ...and shit is so cheap. Low overhead. 100% profit. Sounds like a deal to me. You don't even have to bring a special chair.

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    I am eating chips and gravy for dinner.
    Chips and Gravy FTW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
    special chair for it.
    wow I'm so confused. I googled "pooh chair" and got this bum-hunny one but it's only recommended for ages 2-4


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
    *horrified fascination*

    Wow. That would be a dilemma for me. $800 is a lot of money.
    initially, I agreed to do it. but when it came right down to it I couldn't do it. its like my poo got stage fright or something so I took half the $ for my efforts and left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helcyon
    wow I'm so confused. I googled "pooh chair" and got this bum-hunny one but it's only recommended for ages 2-4
    it was really an odd looking contraption. he built it himself. I wish I had taken a picture of it. I've never seen anything like it before

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    Quote Originally Posted by helcyon
    wow I'm so confused. I googled "pooh chair" and got this bum-hunny one but it's only recommended for ages 2-4

    awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
    initially, I agreed to do it. but when it came right down to it I couldn't do it. its like my poo got stage fright or something so I took half the $ for my efforts and left.
    "my poo got stage fright"
    Now that's a mental image I didn't want to have, I'm sorry I'm having it and I'm laughing hysterically.

    I needed a good laugh. Thanks.

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    He wouldn't need to ask me twice

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    Two wrongs dont make a right, but three lefts do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dusk
    Two wrongs dont make a right, but three lefts do
    bwahahahahaha
    Ugh, you just made rum go up my nose....

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