True Vampyrs...we do exist

[vampyrdraven666]

lets discuss the rumors of Vampyrs and i can help you understand the truth.

[babysinead]

Do you like bloody marys?

[BigBoy]

Hello, so my first question is obvious: How do I become a vampyr? and secondly (and not so important) would it help me lose a few pounds?

[bohoki]

what is a vampire?

if its like a witch then its almost undefinable

to me a witch is someone who can turn you into a toad
to others its just some hippie that dances nude on the equinox

[Rockwulf]

True Vampyrs...we do exist

No. No you don't.

[Jax]

Lol.

[Velvet-Tongue]

Do you commit to a philosophy of vampirism (I believe I can drain energy from psychic/aura etc fields, I believe I gain energy from drinking blood) or do you really believe you're a hundred year old vampire?

[Buster Friendly]

I rest my case

[Janiac02]

No. No you don't.

You are quickly becoming my favorite. Not that I'm picking favorites, but if I were...

[OliX]

So.... how do we kill you?

[Rockwulf]

Rational argument and peer pressure.

[OliX]

I'm still waiting for his/her answer.

[Rockwulf]

What's wrong with my answer?

[OliX]

Nothing..... really nothing. I mean it.

I just think her/his would be more amusing.

[VoldtaEngler]

True vampyrs apparently shop at "american hot topic", and have to purchase their own coffins. The economy has even hit the undead.

[OliX]

Good thing that Vampisol is free.

[Rockwulf]

I wonder if Transylvanian Hot Topics only sell J.Crew slacks and A&F Tshirts...

[Bikerpunk]

Fuck, I signed in just to hammer a wooden stake through this guy's anus, but Rocky's beat me to it.

VAMPIRES do NOT EXIST
and people WHO THINK THEY ARE should be BEATEN UP

[Joel Awesome]

Here's a hot tip: People who think they are vampires or tell people that they are vampires or spell vampire in creative ways to make it seem more authentic or whatever are douches. You'll get more ass and people will like you more if you don't try to pretend to be some sort of all important supernatural creature o de night.
If you fly into my bedroom tonight as a bat and transform into a totally awesome vampire-robot and like drain my aura and shit I totally deserve it.

[Joel Awesome]

Fuck, I signed in just to hammer a wooden stake through this guy's anus, but Rocky's beat me to it.

VAMPIRES do NOT EXIST
and people WHO THINK THEY ARE should be BEATEN UP

LAME THREAD SHANGHI!
Hey BP, hows the hair?

behold the TRVU VMAPIRE!

[Bikerpunk]

Joel: I found a wicked barber in the East Village that has my hair looking FUCKING AWESOME, like I stepped out of "Hairspray".

Given my new obsession with jazz, and the suit-wearing, it fits.

Nice to see you again, Joel, you've been missed.

[Morning Glory]

Bela Lugosi is gay

[VoldtaEngler]

Its how modern day vamps tell the world they exist.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

I totally believe in vampyers! Thank the fuckin' gods, I don't believe in vampires. That would be fuckin' crazy!

So, you think this dude or dudette has left this site or what?

It would suck if he or she did, because I'm sure he/she could have sucked some of Raza's blood and that would really have screwed up his/hers sexual identity.

[Bikerpunk]

I'm still laughing about Raza calling him "our resident ladyboy"

[Velvet-Tongue]

"You have aids"

rofl.

[Velvet-Tongue]

Come on all, lets not be such big nasty nellies. We all did weird shit in highschool.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Come on all, lets not be such big nasty nellies. We all did weird shit in highschool.

Ummm...Believing in true Vampirism wasn't one of them.

[Morning Glory]

I'm still laughing about Raza calling him "our resident ladyboy"

I think you are confusing Raza for Rockwulf. One tucks in his dick, the other is just a dick.

We're just one big happy dysfunctional family around here, aren't we?

[Wickedanima]

Come on all, lets not be such big nasty nellies. We all did weird shit in highschool.

No. We pick on people for being 'TRUE VAMPIRES' because they don't exist. No matter how many places on the internet say you a bright, special, sparkling dark-angel.

And I never believed I was a supernatural being in HS, I wished it, but never believed it. That sort of thing is what we call mental illness, not harmless youthy-hijinks.

[Buster Friendly]

trolling trolling trolling the internets...

[Buster Friendly]

Do you like bloody marys?

nah, but I bet he like redwings.

[athenahollow]

I'm still wondering why there's a 17 year old posting on an adult forum?

[Buster Friendly]

I like this troll. he starting off slow, easing into it. giving his persona some traction by not going over board too soon.

my prediction though is that like most of the '08 crop he'll loose interest fairly quickly.

...then again BP never did.

[mystoo]

Kinda feels like I've just entered the twilight zone.
Now someone get me out.

[VoldtaEngler]

Kinda feels like I've just entered the twilight zone.
Now someone get me out.

The twilight zone isn't reall! Troll! :p

[Cafe_Post_Mortem]

People have asked me to believe in much crazier things than vampires. Like any other my answer will always be, show me.

Like the bible, I have read too much on vampires to accept their existence at face value. For them to exist in modern society, they would have to be so far off of any of the legendary vampires as to make the name meaningless.

I wont trash someone for believing they are a vampire any more than I will trash them for being a catholic. Both believe in things they cannot prove, until those beliefs interfere with the lives of others, keep on believing them. VampyD, if you have some truth to lay out, feel free. Just be willing to except a critical eye on it. Or a lot of smartassery and friendly abuse.

And damn if this board hasn't given me a soft spot for DJ Bobo. As near as I can tell he is making a living as a profession LARPer with choreography. I mean, when you look at it that way, how can you not love the guy just a little.

We are the Pirates of Dance!!!!

[spyinxxx]

All you guys wait! Don't you realize that just cause you may not believe in vampires dose not mean they can't exist? We have various religions all over the world that think there is this thing called god by an other name its still a belief, and what right do we have to challenge the belief in god or vampire. Ones individuality is found not in this pack mentality of lets hate on the vampire belief or how about lets hate on the wicca's or the solitary witch or satanist, I thought this place was a refuge from all that hate from those who do not understand that fine line between status quo and the true nature of an individual even if the individual belief maybe insane or thought of being mentally unstable set that aside, and think of it from your individual in vitro perspective.

[nathanmbailey]

It's one thing to believe in a religion, but thinking you're a vampire? Obviously there's only two reasons why. One is he's an idiot and a liar thinking it would sound cool for him to say he's a vampire on a social board, or two, he's an idiot and he actually thinks he can survive off of nothing but the blood of other people, so maybe he'll die soon. Either way, he's still an idiot.

Oh, and Vampyrs do exist. There's still copies of the movie Vampyr, a decent, but really good for the time it was released in 1932, French vampire movie.

[Rockwulf]

I'm still laughing about Raza calling him "our resident ladyboy"

Man, all that spooge backup is fucking with your brain. Release the beast and then, when you're done, come back and realize that was my line making fun of Raza.