what's your favorite all time "crap" film?

[a_small_death]

I would say Tokyo Gore Police. I laugh so hard while watching that one.

[malcolm]

is that more like detective kabukaman or yo-yo girl cop?

[OliX]

Toxic Avenger

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Troma movies.......Is there no other better creations of crap film?
Don't forget:
Class of Nuke'em High
Surf Nazi's must die
And all the sequels of Toxic Avenger

[malcolm]

troma's great although yuo forgot tromeo and juliet too. oh! and black sheep! not the one with chris farley but with the mutant maneating sheep in it.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

There's actually 197 of them.

[malcolm]

lol i know. i saw one where this monster in the closet was in love with this guy it was weird. can't think of the name of it though.

but yeah troma and full moon entertainment have always churned out some great crap film fodder.

[Dusk]

Kung-Fu Hustle. One of my all time favorite movies

[Ajax Knucklebones]

lol i know. i saw one where this monster in the closet was in love with this guy it was weird. can't think of the name of it though.

but yeah troma and full moon entertainment have always churned out some great crap film fodder.

Ummm.....I think the title WAS "Monster In The Closet"?

[malcolm]

lol

[malcolm]

yaknow, i never thought i'd ever say this in my entire life but, after watching it all the way through a few times, "dude where's my car?" has actually started to grow on me a little.

[RnR]

I'd have to say the first Street Fighter movie with Van damme is my all time favorite crap movie. I know its horrible but its still so enjoyable.

As a Runner Up I'd have to say the horror movie Chupacabra. Some of the worst acting ever seen in any horror movie combined with an asinine story. It's so bad the first time I saw it I had to watch it 5 more times just because I thought I was imagining how much it sucked.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

I'd have to say the first Street Fighter movie with Van damme is my all time favorite crap movie. I know its horrible but its still so enjoyable.

As a Runner Up I'd have to say the horror movie Chupacabra. Some of the worst acting ever seen in any horror movie combined with an asinine story. It's so bad the first time I saw it I had to watch it 5 more times just because I thought I was imagining how much it sucked.

Chupacabra....It's like almost any "original" movie that's shown on the Sci-Fi channel. Always bad acting, bad plot, and seriously bad CGI.

[OliX]

Kung-Fu Hustle. One of my all time favorite movies

That's not a crap film!!! That's art!

[malcolm]

rumor has it there's gonna be a sequel to it too

[RnR]

Chupacabra....It's like almost any "original" movie that's shown on the Sci-Fi channel. Always bad acting, bad plot, and seriously bad CGI.

Oye, Don't get me started on "SyFy" originals. The only good that comes out of movies that bad is that they keep Bruce Campbell in work.

[malcolm]

bruce campbell is epic.

"what's tv?"
"shut up!"

epic.

[RnR]

Hell Yes, Bruce is epic! Everything from Evil Dead to Bubba Hotep and My Name is Bruce. No matter how bad the movie or tv show sucks he always makes it entertaining.

[DJ Bat]

XENA!!



and the side connection of Sam Raimi's brother Ted stars in Xena as well (Joxer)



And who says nepotism is dead?

[RnR]

Wow I had no idea that the guy who played Joxer was Sam Raimi's brother. In that shot he kind of looks like Toby Mcguire though....only slightly...only slightly.

[nathanmbailey]

Hell Yes, Bruce is epic! Everything from Evil Dead to Bubba Hotep and My Name is Bruce. No matter how bad the movie or tv show sucks he always makes it entertaining.

From what I've seen of Burn Notice, that show is the shit, and not just because of Bruce.

[lord_velos]

MANOS! The HANDS OF FATE!

If you are an MST3K fan (thats Mystery Science Thereater 3000) than you know what I am talking about.

Voted worst movie ever made on Internet Movie Data Base IMBD.

Movie budget was something like $400 bucks.

[RnR]

to be honest I haven't seen Burn Notice. The Xena/Hercules shows are what I was referring to when I was mentioning tv shows. I actually used to watch both Xena and Hercules on a regular basis when I was younger but as I grew older my taste changed but I still found his role on those shows entertaining.

I really don't watch too much television these days. Just crap reality shows if I need some background noise or The Daily Show/Colbert hour and a few other things. I really enjoy B movies and that's why I'm familiar with Sci-Fi originals since they pretty much fit the definition of B movie down to the letter.

[nathanmbailey]

But, Sci-Fi original mini-series are the poo. Tin Man and Lost Room were great.

[RnR]

Alright I'll give you Tin Man...I didn't see any of lost room though.

When it comes to their movies though and I've seen like fifteen of em..They are all pretty bad and I'm not sure anyone watches them for anything other than the comedic value. That's just my opinion though.

[malcolm]

he was in legend of the seeker a few episodes back too

[malcolm]

Wow I had no idea that the guy who played Joxer was Sam Raimi's brother. In that shot he kind of looks like Toby Mcguire though....only slightly...only slightly.

yeah he uses ted and ivan in alot of his stuff. ted was in army of darkness as well as bruce's co worker who he was telling the story to at the end. he was also in spider-man as jameson's assistant (the one who keeps getting yelled at)

and i think ivan works on legend of the seeker with sam and i know it was either ted or ivan who made a cameo in the show as a map maker who was giving bounty hunters magickal maps to track the seeker down..........

i think one fo em was in briscoe county jr. as well, another great bruce campbell show.

[RnR]

yeah he uses ted and ivan in alot of his stuff. ted was in army of darkness as well as bruce's co worker who he was telling the story to at the end. he was also in spider-man as jameson's assistant (the one who keeps getting yelled at)

and i think ivan works on legend of the seeker with sam and i know it was either ted or ivan who made a cameo in the show as a map maker who was giving bounty hunters magickal maps to track the seeker down..........

i think one fo em was in briscoe county jr. as well, another great bruce campbell show.

Oh snap, I learned something today!

Brisco county jr. was actually one of my all-time favorite shows when I was a little little kid. I had every episode on VHS and owned a cheap Bowler hat I loved that show to death so I'm unable to count it under crap tv shows he was in...despite public opinion.

[malcolm]

the edning was a trip where he found the bullet in the pommel of the gun.

[RnR]

Aye, I think Brisco is one of the shows I really wish they'd bring back or at the least revamp. It's up there with Babylon 5 as one of my favorite TV show universes.

[malcolm]

it'd be pretty hard to bring back briscoe county jr. its one of those shows that you either liked or didnt, kinda like farscape -which i loved-
and sliders-also loved-

[RnR]

I really enjoyed the first season of Sliders. Unfortunately I moved out of the US for a few years and wasn't able to get into it for long. When I came back and finally got cable again the original cast seemed gone and the story was hard to follow which just killed it for me.

[malcolm]

yeah. most of the cast left throughout the series and it turned into a borther and brother type thingy where he found his brother on some amish version of earth. ya really had to watch it all the way through to follow it along.

[RnR]

Oye, that sucks.

Ah well, one day I might use the internet to my advantage and download all the seasons and just watch them back to back so I can see how it all turned out. Or I could get a job and buy the seasons..not sure they are on DVD though.

[malcolm]

im sure they are. try amazon.

[RnR]

Cool, I'll definitely have to look into that when I've got a steady source of income.

[malcolm]

preaching top the choir. i've got like thirteen pages of bookmarked shit on my wishlist on that site.

[RnR]

Wow, I always try and keep any wish list I keep short. Or else they just tend to fill up with things like hundreds of books I'll never read and every time I look at it I'll get this overwhelming feeling of under-accomplishment.

[malcolm]

meh.......im just lazy with stuff like that.and half the time i'll put it on my wishlist then go out and find it in the comicshop or store somewhere.
got a ton of cunningham books on there i needa order sometime soon lol

[RnR]

the Da Vinci code is still on my amazon wish list and is still a book I haven't read. Which sucks because there is a copy of Angels and Demons in my house that I won't touch because I never bothered with the first.

Once again....feeling of under-accomplishment.