First Farrah, now Michael Jackson

[Mindgames]

Currently unconfirmed reports on the wires that Michael Jackson has died of a cardiac arrest.

Gonna be a looooong day in the office.

[Mindgames]

..Reuters and LA Times now reporting he was pronounced dead at UCLA medical center just after 3pm local, where he was taken by LAFD at lunchtime following a call to his home, where he was found without a pulse.

[Amelia G]

Holy fuck.

[Aza]

Mass-exodus of random proportions! Still, I've rather expected Jackson to kick it at any moment for the last five years at least. It was just a feeling...

[One Eyed Cat]

Randy Jackson is confirming the story.

[keiko]

Wow. This is already a weird day. First the fucked up space and time travel theme park dreams. Now we've got the celebrities from our era(s), recent eras at that dropping like flies.

Counting Ed McMahon, that's three this week.

If this is what happens when I sleep in, I might start setting my alarm more often.

~K

[One Eyed Cat]

Kind of an odd timeframe. Paramedics arrive at 12:30PM. Jackson is in full cardiac arrest. Pronounced dead at 3:15PM. They must have tried to restart his heart for several hours. RIP.

[a_small_death]

This was the most unexpected thing I've heard all day. From what I heard he was cleared to do the 50 shows in London. Rest in Peace man.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

What will all the money-hungry parents with future law suits do?

[Mr Karl]

seriously?

[Anna Evans]

http://www.ismichaeljacksonalive.com/

[Mr Karl]

..............huh

[Raza]

Ok.

He hadn't done anything entertaining for a while, anyway.

[HeadlessBill]

Wow. This is already a weird day. First the fucked up space and time travel theme park dreams. Now we've got the celebrities from our era(s), recent eras at that dropping like flies.

Counting Ed McMahon, that's three this week.

If this is what happens when I sleep in, I might start setting my alarm more often.

~K

According to superstition, entertainers always die in threes.

And, um, space and time travel theme park??!?! Sounds fun!

[Ajax Knucklebones]

seriously?

Why else would you possibly have your kid sleep over a grown man's house? Do I think he did something wrong to those kids? Fuck yeah, but, Jesus, what were those parents thinking anyway?

[Raza]

So that makes them kinda like, gambling pimps?

Parents suck. Molesting kids is one thing, but at least do it on their own terms.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

So that makes them kinda like, gambling pimps?

Parents suck. Molesting kids is one thing, but at least do it on their own terms.

Gambling pimps is exactly right. ESPECIALLY, after the first court case.

[Rockwulf]

I guess little boys aren't the fountain of youth he thought they were...

[Nos]

According to superstition, entertainers always die in threes.

And, um, space and time travel theme park??!?! Sounds fun!

Entertainers AND people in small towns die in threes

[Mr Karl]

so, how long till the first Jacko sighting?

[Rockwulf]

Poor MJ. He didn't know that to stay young you have to eat the souls of young boys, not the asses.

[Mindgames]

With everyone due their ticket fees back, AEG (who were promoting the 50+ London gigs) stand to lose close to $50m even if all their insurance pays out. If it doesn't, they may well fold.

[Raza]

I guess little boys aren't the fountain of youth he thought they were...

Poor MJ. He didn't know that to stay young you have to eat the souls of young boys, not the asses.

Eh, the process of discovery is half the reward. I bet he had fun trying. And isn't that the better part of youth, anyway?

[TheDeathKnight]

One word...

"Demerol"

[nathanmbailey]

Fuck the first MJ sighting. When's the Publishers Clearing Funeral Home sweepstakes start?

[Nos]

And now Billy Mays A.K.A. "The OxiClean" guy.

*punches wall*

[Rockwulf]

And now Billy Mays A.K.A. "The OxiClean" guy.

*punches wall*

Yes!


Yes!


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!


Dear lord,

Please keep going. If you need any assistance, I have a list...

[Rockwulf]

[Nos]

[Toe Cutter]

What are Ed McMahon, Micheal Jackson and Farrah Fawcett getting for Christmas?....



Patric Swayze!

[Nos]

What are Ed McMahon, Micheal Jackson and Farrah Fawcett getting for Christmas?....



Patric Swayze!

I think I love you ....

[KessM]

^^ oh dear

[FedorasBox]

I am sad to see him go...but I am keeping all the records so I can dance around in my underwear.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

What are Ed McMahon, Micheal Jackson and Farrah Fawcett getting for Christmas?....



Patric Swayze!

Apparently Christmas was early and they got Billy Mays. Hell....I think he was a better actor than Swayze anyway. He made you believe all those bullshit products could work. That's superb acting!

[malcolm]

According to superstition, entertainers always die in threes.

And, um, space and time travel theme park??!?! Sounds fun!

last i checked this month alone, the count is up to around 8 celeb/quasi celeb/no longer valid as a celeb but still was a celeb at some point in time(s) dying.

hopefully michael bay is next.

[helcyon]

last i checked this month alone, the count is up to around 8 celeb/quasi celeb/no longer valid as a celeb but still was a celeb at some point in time(s) dying.

hopefully michael bay is next.

beyond this there appear to be reports of "dozens" of ordinary people committing suicide 'cos they can't go on without him

[Raza]

Meh; I suppose dying vicariously is only the logical next step. Besides, if they had that little identity of their own, who's gonna notice?

[Toe Cutter]

I think I love you ....

beyond this there appear to be reports of "dozens" of ordinary people committing suicide 'cos they can't go on without him

Natural selection at work, right?

[OliX]

Now Britney Spears too... wtf is happening with celebrities?!?

Btw, he wasn't even aware of signing 50 concerts. His own manager tricked him to sign by saying it's 10. That's what I heard.... And what's up with the chopper video when he apparently raises?

I've also heard he's got a house next to Elvis on the moon. Now they can hang out together.

[Aza]

Now Britney Spears too... wtf is happening with celebrities?

Spears turned out to be a hoax... but Karl Malden died today.