What animal would you be and why?

[Mekahoel The Pandafist]

This question was given to us in my acting class. I would like to know everyone else's thoughts. Mine would be a Flying Squirell, because they rock. What would your's be and why? If there is another thread exactly like this, I am sorry.













P.S. Vempyrik's list of wanking euphamisms rock.

[poison]

i'd be a fox! dunno why..except that i could be really sly and have a cool bushy purdy tail! OH! i'd be an artic fox cause they are classier! lol!

[karyn]

a bitch

[Forestghost]

A wolf

Wolves are intelligent, with a great sense of family and loyalty. They are superb hunters and efficient killers. They get to live in the woods, howl at the moon and playfight all day.

Oh, and people are typically scared of them, which is cool too...I would have to scare the shit out of a few people.

[Macabre_Dreams]

An ant. That way, when nuclear war does finally errupt, I'll still be around, laughing my ass off at all the creatures that didn't survive.

... ya think ants laugh?

[BrightStar]

Does it have to be Real, or Fictional, or Possibly Real, but thought Fictional, or ... ?

[Kidthorazine]

i am the mighty hissing cockrach...

[Ouroboros]

I can't picture myself as anything else but myself, but I've been told I'd make a great cat. I don't know what race, though.

... I'm not really into animals. But cats do rule.

[Macabre_Dreams]

I have five. Yes, cats do rule.

[BrightStar]

A Demon Prince of the Utmost and Highest Class and Level!

[Ouroboros]

Just checked. I'd make a good cat 'cause I'm "cute, sly, manipulative and sexy". And I'm not making this shit up!

... I swear.

[MistressJennifer]

A swan or an egret. I have a long neck and I am very pale. Definitely some kind of white bird...

[KilLAtomiK]

an iguana

[SatansAngel]

I think I'd be a snow tiger.... coz they're really beautiful and it would probably cost less to die and be reincarnated than get all the plastic surgery I'd need!!!

[biomechanical_sonne]

Not an animal...maybe

¡A Spider!

[Buggerlugs]

A Kangaroo so that I can jump around alot

[bre.star]

so many choices! id want to be a dolphin because i think it would be awesome to a creature that lives in the ocean...also because they are the 2nd smartest animals and they have sex for pleasure... id also want to be a tiger or a lion because i just think it would be awesome... id want to be an indoor/outdoor pet cat because i could roam free and have a secret evil life of killing animals and then come home and sleep and be petted and adored by my owners.

[Thurbane316]

The chameleon - eyes that can swivel in different directions, skin that can change colour and a tongue that zaps out at blinding speed to twice my body length!

[pelelaka]

a mongoose. they play a lot and eat and sleep a lot and they can kill snakes. not that i mind snakes... but it'd be cool to get in a fight with one and win.

[Thurbane316]

I have a reptile fetish - especially snakes and lizards. Ever since I was a kid, I was fascinated by them - dinosaurs, crocodiles, turtles, and especially Komodo dragons. I'd love to own one as a pet (a small constrictor or an iguana by choice), but my current housemates are quite terrified of them, so we've agreed not to have any.

Also, my dog would probably get jealous and kill it...