Favorite Quotes?

[Satiate]

"If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way." Jayne Mansfield

"Until you're known in my profession as a monster, you're not a star."Bette Davis

"It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it" Mae West

[hewhoisagod]

in vino veritas (in wine there is truth)
this is not the exact quote but here's the gist.
Do not pray loudly with your arms outstretched in public, when you pray do it in the comfort of your own home or in a closet - Jesus (tell that to the 700 club) (I know it's not the exact verse but I don't have a bible in front of me to verify it)

[memorydream]

"If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way." Jayne Mansfield

"Until you're known in my profession as a monster, you're not a star."Bette Davis

"It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it" Mae West

I have a lot of respect for Mae West. Of course she was sexy and full of charsima, but she eventually owned millions in real estate and that was far more than she ever made as an actress. Quite an intelligent woman. Nice to see a quote from her.

[keiko]

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"

"Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines."

"Weaseling out of things is what seperates man from animals, except the Weasel."
and as ever,
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with Ketchup."
k

[Satiate]

I have a lot of respect for Mae West. Of course she was sexy and full of charsima, but she eventually owned millions in real estate and that was far more than she ever made as an actress. Quite an intelligent woman. Nice to see a quote from her.

Yeah, Mae West was a true goddess...I loved that lady!!!

[BrightStar]

"Swim with the Fishies, You Zombie Bastard!" -Week End At Bernie's 2

[macabrette]

"You don't kill your 'guests'..... You TORTURE them!!! Drill it into them! Make them forget what comfort is! Death frees them from the education I offer. Let them understand first. THEN they can die." ~~JTHM

[keiko]

The only unnatural act is the one that cannot be performed.

"Not all who wander are lost." ~JRR Tolkien

Even the Fates Take Chances
K

[BrightStar]

"You Bastard, Blue is NOT a flavor!" - Anon

[TheQuietPlace]

"You have to get on to get off!" - Mary Jane ~ Spiderman 2

"...Poison Grif's next meal..." - Red Sarge - Red v. Blue

"The human soul is infinetly alone" - Arcana

[hewhoisagod]

He is YOUR God. You Follow HIS rules. You burn in Hell.

I do not like your Christians. I like your Christ. But your Christians are not like your Christ. -Mahatma Ghandi

[Mirren]

Oscar Wilde has always been a favorite of mine, he just always knew what to say to make you think.

There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

True friends stab you in the front.

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

Life is far too important to be taken seriously.

Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing

[macabrette]

Mafia is the best example of capitalism we have.
~~Marlon Brando

[rayvanfire]

"lodgic is overrated"
"love is a journey that has many roads, eventually you'll find the right one"
"a heart can be broken, but it keeps on beating"
"give enough of your heart to care, but not enough to break"

[AEstud]

"BBBBBUUUAUAAARARARBABBBAAAAAGGGAAA" - When Sarge's body get's taken over in Red v. Blue

"I know nothing w/ any certainty, but the sight of Stars makes me dream" - Van Gogh

"I KNOOOWW!!" - ppl
"SHUT UP! ME TOO!!!" - hhaahaa
"TRUST!" -jer

"At least my happiness does not lie in Ron's goal keeping abilities." -Hermione

[keiko]

"Sex is not civilisation." Rueth Anne (northern exposure). Actually, if I could I'd post the whole bloomin' speech. It was beautiful.

The sun is warm, the grass is green.

To Strive
To Seek
To Find
And NOT to Yeild!

I'm not alone, I'm not afraid, I'm not unhappy. ~~VnV

I know there's more...
K

[Lady-Orchard]

"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before."
-Edgar Allan Poe
Loved his stories, even though he acted like a nut on occasion.

[Vaughn]

I want to shoot you so bad, my dick's hard.

Whisper that in my ear and I am yours. Ha!

[BrightStar]

[SomethingSelfrighteous]

"I have the attention span of a bat on acid"
-as said by Kara

[BrightStar]

"The more I learn about these aliens, the more I come to understand what drives them, the more I hate them. I hate them for what they are and what they may one day become. I hate them not because they hate us, but because they are incapable of good, honest human hatred."

-Inquisitor Angmar on the Tyranid Threat

[memorydream]

"The more I learn about these aliens, the more I come to understand what drives them, the more I hate them. I hate them for what they are and what they may one day become. I hate them not because they hate us, but because they are incapable of good, honest human hatred."

-Inquisitor Angmar on the Tyranid Threat

That kind of sounds like our current U.S. President.

[BrightStar]

That kind of sounds like our current U.S. President.

[BrightStar]

"We are less than cattle to these beings, cattle to be cast aside, consumed or made sport with for their pleasure. There is not one amongst them that would pay heed to a world of Man as I would an ant on my boot."

-Inquisitor Kessel at the Conclave of Eidolon

[TeK]

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"
-Marla Singer in Fight Club

[BrightStar]

"You primitives think you own the stars but you have no conception of what you are saying. You can barely command your own lumpen bodies, so how do you believe that you can subjugate entire worlds? "

-Prince Morvael of the White Flame Corsairs

[Gothickitty]

Fuck fuck shit fuck-dj paul

[BrightStar]

"Aww, CrapShitFuck"- BrightStar from 1-3 years ago.

[Vempyrik]

"In The Darkness. all You Have Is Music"

[Amelia G]

Oscar Wilde has always been a favorite of mine, he just always knew what to say to make you think.

There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

True friends stab you in the front.

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

Life is far too important to be taken seriously.

Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing

"No, he was far too plain," is my favorite Oscar Wilde. My parents always used to hold up the wretched end he came to as a reason for me to hold my tongue.

[Vempyrik]

"Religions are easy to invent. Most traditional religions have little or nothing to do with reality, are dependent on obfuscation, interpretation, guilt, and unreasoning faith - some more than others. Since Satanism is essentially a religion of the self, it holds that the individual and his personal needs comes first. If that means playing with trains or spike-heeled shoes or singing in the bathtub, those are its sacraments and devotions. Taking inventory of old comic books is counting beads on a rosary, each book being a station of the cross." The Most Powerful Religion by Anton LaVey

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself" Sir Richard F. Burton

[rayvanfire]

if you dont know where you are going any road can take you there

[BrightStar]

"FEEL THE LIGHT OF THE EMPEROR!"

"KILL THE XENOS!"

"THE EMPEROR ORDERS YOU TO DIE!"

[BrightStar]

"No ,*Slap* It's Step Pivot, Step Pivot! Are You TRYING to Piss Off the Volcanoe?!" - Peter Griffon

[rayvanfire]

if you belive in love at first sight , you will never stop looking

[CypherZA]

Necrophelia : lay back, and crack a cold one...

After I finished eating my vegetables, where should I put their wheelchairs...

You tell me I sin, you say I'm bound for hell, so once your judgement condems you... I'll see you there !

from my favourite t-shirt store... gotta love the Wicked Jester...

[MistressJennifer]

"When you're looking for love in a looking glass world, it's pretty hard to find", BRYAN FERRY, "Mother of Pearl"

"I love beautiful women, beautiful men, and the decadent life", Helmut Berger

"I find freedom in my own eccentricity", David Bowie

AND MY ALL TIME FAVE:

"I'm ready for my close-up" Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard

[HelenaHotpants]

I have so many quotes, its not even funny. I love Oscar Wilde but he deserves his own post of great quotes. Dorothy Parker was another great one that I have a ton of quotes for. Along with Mae West. Here is just a little handful though. I am quote collector of sorts.

"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races." - Homer Simpson (I have used this idea a lot and it works like a charm)

"Be careful what you pretend to be, because in the end, you are what you pretend to be." - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. "Mother Night"

"Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true" - Francis Bacon

"There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life is the process of discovering them over and over and over." - David Nichols

"When in doubt, wear red." - Bill Blass

(On going to war over religion) "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend." - Rich Jeni

"Life is a tragedy for those who feel; and a comedy for those who think." - Chinese Proverb

"An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants!" - Mel Gibson (on Saturday Night Live)

"Isn't sanity just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean, all you get is that one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, well, the sky's the limit!" - The Tick

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone." -- Anonymous Cynic

"We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse." -- Unknown

"Now I'm depressed. Now I feel like killing myself but luckily I'm too depressed to bother." -Pump up the Volume

"A slavish concern for the composition of words is the sign of a bankrupt intellect." Humbug from The Phantom Tollbooth

[jacklope]

"That which does not kill you makes you stronger." -Friedrich Nietzsche


"There is a beast in man that should be exercised, not exorcised" -Anton Szandor LaVey

"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen" Llyod Dobler

[Mr Karl]

quotes , so many quotes the one i use most is

the horror - colonel kurtz