Favorite Quotes?

[Macabre_Dreams]

Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.

I don't approve of political jokes ... I've seen too amny of them get elected.

I'm a stereotype. I'm not wrong. I'm cuddly.

[BrightStar]

Lurr, of Omicron Persiae 8, " This show of Friends confounds and confuses Me. Why does Ross, the largest of the friends, simply not consume and devour the other friends?"

Indenda, " I do not know. Perhaps he is simply saving them for Sweeps."

[One Eyed Cat]

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.

A man's action is only a picture book of his creed.

Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it. The man who knows how will always have a job. The man who also knows why will always be his boss. As to methods there may be a million and then some, but principles are few. The man who grasps principles can successfully select his own methods. The man who tries methods, ignoring principles, is sure to have trouble.

The intellectual man requires a fine bait; the sots are easily amused. But everybody is drugged with his own frenzy, and the pageant marches at all hours, with music and banner and badge.

To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven.

To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for you in your private heart is true for all men -- that is genius.

Be true to your own act and congratulate yourself if you have done something strange and extravagant to break the monotony of a decorous age.

At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.

The years teach us much the days never knew.

We acquire the strength we have overcome.

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. - RALPH WALDO EMERSON

[Morning Glory]

"What is best for one's self, may not be best for anyone else.
Doing what is best for one's self, is surely best for everyone else."
-

[BrightStar]

" Run! He has a board with a nail in it!" - The Aliens on the Simpsons.

[BrightStar]

"I'm gonna stomp 'em to dust. I'm gonna grind their bones. I'm gonna pile 'em up inna big fire and roast 'em. I'm gonna bash 'eads, break faces and jump up and down on da bits dat are left. An' den I'm gonna get really mean."- Grimgor Ironhide, Black Orc Warboss

[Nightingale]

'Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to make the tea'

'Oh, excuse me, I'll just go into a corner and rust for a while'

Marvin the paranoid android.

[hewhoisagod]

"woooooooow, you're retarded."

"This concept of "wuv" confuses and angers me"

"sweet zombie Jesus"

[manifestevil]

"your sufferering will be legendary, even in hell"
Pinhead from Hellraiser.

"I'ts a trick get an axe"
Ash (Evil Dead)

"One is allways considered mad, to want to discover something that others
cannot grasp".
Bela Lugosi

"Most will go peacefully along the lamplit streets, ushered out of living with
prayers and caresses. But for a few, a chosen few, the horrors will come,
skipping, to fetch them off to the highway of the damned"
Clive Barker - Books of blood vol 1-3

"If i started murding people, there'd be none of you left"
Charles Manson

[Cthulhu23]

"What, with my tongue in your tail?" Petruchio- The Taming of the Shrew

"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure" RHPS

"But I NEEED tacos. If I don't have them I will explode! That happens to me sometimes" Gir from Invader Zim

"That's what we call pillow talk baby" Ash from Army of Darkness

"Depression is what we make it
The bitter tear
Of sweet existence
The gray of the heart clouds the soul
And lingers in its depths"

Copyright ©2003 Patrick S. Kelly (Me)

[Ras Al Muthallath]

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. - Ash

Klaatu Barrada n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! - Ash

When the wold is mine your death shall be quick and painless - Stewie Griffin

Did everything just taste purple? - Phillip J Fry

"All the poverty in this country and what does miss bitch spend her money on? These over-priced cigars! Do you guys think thats fucked up , of cource you do! I'm gonna fuck that bitch, shoot her in the head, and fuck her there!" - Yan Valentine (Hellsing)

I highly recommend pissing yourself followed by a course of praying to your impotent god. - Walter (Hellsing)

If we're not supossed to eat humans, why are they made of meat?

[shev]

"[The compounding account] is mankind's greatest invention, because it allows for the reliable, systematic accumulation of wealth." -Albert Einstein

"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves." -Albert Einstein

"DO NOT DISTURB MY CIRCLES!" -Archimedes's famous last words

"Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity." -Ambrose Bierce

"Invasion, n. The patriot's most approved method of attesting his love of his country." -Ambrose Bierce

"Mausoleum, n. The final and funniest folly of the rich." -Ambrose Bierce

"Jury, n. A number of persons appointed by a court to assist the attorneys in preventing law from degenerating into justice.
Against all law and evidence,
The prisoner was acquitted.
The judge exclaimed: "Is common sense
To jurors not permitted?"
The prisoner's counsel rose and bowed;
"Your Honor, why this fury?
By law the judge is not allowed
To sit upon the jury."" -Ambrose Bierce

"When Darwin called his second book The Descent of Man instead of The Ascent of Man he was thinking of his progeny. One only has to study the chronology to see the truth of this.

"First there was Charles Darwin, two yards long and nobody's fool. Then there was his son, my great-grandfather, Sir Francis Darwin, an eminent botanist. Then came my grandmother Frances, a modest poet who spent a considerable amount of time in rest-homes for depression. From her issued my beloved mother, Clare, who was extremely short, failed to complete medical school, and eventually became an alcoholic.

"Then we get down to me. I'm in the movie business." -Trials of the Monkey by Matthew Chapman, a descendant of Charles Darwin

[BrightStar]

Lucy Lawless- " If something happened that can't be explained...then a Wizard did it!"

[hewhoisagod]

It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain.

[BrightStar]

It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain.

Captain Murphy Rocks!

[BrightStar]

" Kill him, don't play with him!" - Gimli ( Comment on somebody attacking a Warg)

[BrightStar]

" Certainty of death, small chance of success....What are we waiting for?!" - Gimli ( In Return of the king )

[aXa]

Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc (we gladly feast on those who would subdue us) - addam's family motto
"in darkness my heart was won" - dead can dance
"isnt life strange when you're living a lie" -fear of god
"its hard to find the door the lock when your whole life is out of key" -chemlab
"fuck art, let's kill!" - chemlab
"the meek will never inherit the earth. they'll be beaten and bandaged and drugged and fucked up and cursed..." - chemlab
"do what thou wilt, and let that be the whole of the law" (leaving out the "harm none" part of it..)
"flesh is the law" -?
"Kali will see you in hell" -me

thats all i can think of right now

[aXa]

oppsy, i missed out on editing my previous post. but i just had a few that i had to add.
"to sin in loving virtue." - william shakespeare
"to seek restraint in the form of a corset." - me in a college paper that was later quoted in a book that the professor wrote.(i was a footnote!)

[aXa]

"Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity." -Ambrose Bierce

"Invasion, n. The patriot's most approved method of attesting his love of his country." -Ambrose Bierce

"Mausoleum, n. The final and funniest folly of the rich." -Ambrose Bierce

nice bierce quotes. i almost used his definition of "mad" myself. but i couldnt remember it off the top of my head. you dont happen to have it handy? i mention it frequently to my shrink. its one of my prefered tems for being nutso! this is my other one:
"i'm a LUNA-tic" *points at the moon*

[morbid_lady]

"no one can make you feel inferior without your consent" eleanor roosevelt

"its not how much more u can take, but how much more u can give. just when ur ready to give up a voice inside u says push harder, u listen sensing a strength that wasnt there before and u realize u no longer feel the pain, now u are one of us." seen in a us armed forces recruiting ad

[BloodyRomance]

Look down on me , you will see a fool. Look up at me you will see your lord. Look straight at me, you will see yourself.

[Kidthorazine]

be weary of a man whos god is in the skies

[MistressJennifer]

"After stardom, everything else is poverty", Hedy Lamarr

[BrightStar]

" It's like he channels Dead Crazy People!"- Brock Samson, Venture Brothers.

[Ouroboros]

"If there's one thing I cannot stand, it's things not going exactly the way I want them."
A character in a story I worte said that. And it stuck as my all-time favorite.
Also, I could quote a thousand things Henry Rollins has said. That guy is like a modern day Anton LaVey or Oscar Wilde!

... I guess.

[BrightStar]

Winston Churchhill (Spelling) also has LOTS of great quotes.

" If you were my husband, I would serve you poison."
" Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it !"

[Morning Glory]

"please dont ever again compare anton lavey to oscar wilde."
-me

[Nuada_Airgetlam]

Life Is fair humanity is not-me
I am not crazy the voices in my head are-me
oh I know this short and kinda lame but I like them.
I do not drink...wine-Dracula

[Nuada_Airgetlam]

peragris forest women are you mad there are hippogrifs frost lizards and phoenixes as well as things that have no name simply beause no one has lived long enough to give them a name other than arrrgghh!!.
Tarma-the oathbound, mercedes lackey
<not exact qoute and probably not even the correct name>

[ofdarkblood]

"You get a job!"---Stewie(from Family Guy) to the toilet. Priceless.

[BrightStar]

"Take care, lest your protests grow tiresome. I have asked for so little! Anyone would think I had asked you to sacrifice yourselves and all your family. And yet, in Slaanesh's boundless and pleasing mercy, I have asked only for your daughters. Surely you would not deny me my small enjoyments?"
- Tyrell, Renegade Lord of Arden IX

[CorporateGoth]

"Wyatt Fuckin' Earp!!" / " Fuck!....Ass!..." / "Fuck you Rainy, I cant even go to the store for a pack opf smokes without running into 9 guys you fucked!"............. all taken from Boondock Saints

[artvampire]

"You're just jealous because I'm a real freak and you have to wear a mask." - Batman Returns

"Every Day is Halloween" - Ministry

"Ultimately, you are as you act, not as you dress"

"It’s better to be pissed off than to be pissed on."

"Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand."-Homer Simpson

"I am whats I am and that’s all that’s I am." -Popeye the Sailorman

"Be just and fear not." – Rocky Horror

"Don't dream it, be it" -Rocky Horror

"Reality is stranger than fiction."

"I don't need to question authority, I stole their answer book."

"Nothing is really work, unless you'd rather be doing something else".
-Mark Twain

"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like you do when nobody's watchin'." – Steve Tyler on New Years

"My sense of self and sense of worth are not determined by the color of my skin. – Halle Berry"

""It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not." -Andre Gide (1869 - 1951)

I have more, but this is long enough.

[Amelia G]

This one is for Karyn:

Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em. -- Repo Man

[ForrestBlack]

The 11th Commandment

"Do your best. Keep your promises"
-Charlton Heston

[keiko]

I would die for my art rather than live without it. ~ my own

~K

[keiko]

oh and while we're in the act of thread necromancy-

"Best to embrace the madness as it comes, lest its onset strike you dumb." Another Kae original.

~K

[rikosaka]

"You can never have enough money, love, or hard drive space."

This is by me, but I usually swap out the last one, (hard drive space) and put in something else according to the situation, the other two are always constant.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

"It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not"

Don't know who said it, but it's what I live by.