Drinks with very gross names?

[BrightStar]

There was some company in Canada that produces fruit drinks with two silver metal balls inside the bottle.


Two flavors are: Snot balls, and also phlegm bals. *

Forgot the brand name though.

[Nightingale]

There's a cough medicine tasting drink over here with a name similar to Rats Piss, but I haven't a scoobysnack how to spell it.

[morbid_lady]

theres a type of booze that u can find in NF, i'm not sure what type it is, but its called screech, its utterly horrible.

[HempKnight]

Always been partial to Aborted Fetus... it's a whistle shot (test tube) of amaretto with a glob of creme de peach schnapps floating it in.

[CPRB]

Cunt Pump Clamato and dijion with Vodka and a tampon in it....yes it's an actually drink at some bar in NY city.....was in a bartending magazine

[macabrette]

"The Dyke's Revenge"; it's a Blue Motherfucker with pineapple juice mixed in. I don't know if that qualifies as gross, but definately non-p.c.

[CPRB]

*hides* a dyke looking for revenge is a pyhsco jock mixed with drama queen and egotism......I would rather have those aliens from aliens crawling through my back yard.....can't even pet the kitty on this one.....doomed dammit doomed

[SindelChaos]

I don't know of any really gross names, but I heard a really funny joke from Dave Attell he said "Egg nog who ever thought that one up, huh? Someone all of a sudden decided, ' I want to get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.' Do you know what Egg nog really is? I'll tell you, but you're not going to like it. ELF CUM..yes elf cum. You might as well bend over pour some on your back and slap yourself on the ass." It's much better if you are listening to the CD.

[Mirren]

I agree with you SindelChaos.. eggnog, disgusting. I took my uncle for a birthday dinner a few years back and he ordered a "sex on the beach" and the drink that they brought him back looked so disgusting.. it looked like saliva with blood mixed in it.. I swear. Lol, he wouldn't drink it.

[morbid_lady]

when i was about 12 i some how ended up baring-tending at my uncles wedding, i only knew how to mix 3 drinks, (screw-drivers, bloody mary's and mamosa), and didnt really know the names of any other drinks, i had ppl asking me for things like, fuzzy navel and rusty nail, i seriously thought they were pulling my chain, i didnt think anyone would give names like that to something u drink.

[DEADEND54]

Ever heard of a "Bloody Eyeball"? Very nasty.It actually feels like you're swallowing an eyeball.

[DharmaLion]

Dont know if someone mentioned it but....a Brain Hemhorrage looks almost as yummy as it sounds

[Nightingale]

I don't know whether any of the names here are gross, but perhaps the thought is for some. A list of cocktails from Cooking with Cum.

[VampBoi]

Masturbating Mosquito, I can't remember what's in it. They are really good if you like sour drinks.

Bloody Screw, same as a Screwdrive with genadean added.