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    Default Moderate Wine Drinking Helps Blonde Brains

    OK, here is PROOF that wine helps blondes think better!!! I didn't drink any alcohol for a few days and was having trouble sleeping. I spent the whole day trying to figure out how to do address labels, mail merge, etc... Could not figure it out, (I went to school and learned this, I used to know how to do it)...

    So went home, had a great deal of Chardonnay, slept really well, came back and figured it out no problem!!!

    Hah!!! Wine is good for the brain, I swear!!

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    Default Re: Moderate Wine Drinking Helps Blonde Brains

    huzah for you you might have found a cure for the "dumb blonde" i shall alert the press of this great discovery but maybe you just need a lil wine to relax and help you think straight

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    Default Re: Moderate Wine Drinking Helps Blonde Brains

    hey, i'm not a natural blonde, but i act like it if i drink and it makes me LESS stupid, sign me up

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    Default Re: Moderate Wine Drinking Helps Blonde Brains

    Would a strawberry blonde get the same results??? I wonder......

    (Adari is a natural red head)

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    Default Re: Moderate Wine Drinking Helps Blonde Brains

    Quote Originally Posted by Adari Moon
    Would a strawberry blonde get the same results??? I wonder......

    (Adari is a natural red head)

    I think it would work, maybe if you chose a light red wine, a rose!

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    Default Re: Moderate Wine Drinking Helps Blonde Brains

    A couple of bottles of wine also makes those you see prettier / handsomer, I find...

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    Default Re: Moderate Wine Drinking Helps Blonde Brains

    Quote Originally Posted by Nightingale
    A couple of bottles of wine also makes those you see prettier / handsomer, I find...

    OH, so true.... Add some artichoke heart quiche, and it's even better!

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