Sometimes I feel like a girl.
Sometimes I feel like a girl.
Originally Posted by funkatron
Arrr- I don't be meanin' to ruffle ye feathers, me hardy, but- I'll have to say niether!!! No offense pirate- something about sweaty unhygenic guys, with a bad fashion sense, who live w/ other guys 24/7 creeps me out- and ninjas are pussies-
altho it was rare there were female pirates some of the most notable ones were Anne Booney,Grace O'Malley,and Mary Reade. There were more but those are the only ones i can think of the top of my head right nowOriginally Posted by nyar
Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK
and most of the men on my ship were actually wenches with penciled on beards and loose manly clothes....arrr.....
Ninjas!
better yet, vampire ninjas.
You should go for it. I'd like to take up some martial arts practice when I'm done out here.Originally Posted by ForrestBlack
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Yes another ninja! Welcome to the dark side!Originally Posted by gonesavage
it's well documented that pirates have bigger genitalias than ninjas!!
yeah but pirates units are rotting off from scurvy!
nah.....scurvy wasn't all that bad.Originally Posted by adorn_shadow
From a Maritime chronicles doctor's report:
"...foreskin black as ink with ulcers and a strange plethora of gum tissue sprouting out of the head, which immediately rotted and lent the victim's penis an abominable odour".
Originally Posted by 23*
That was extremely disturbing, Now i loathe pirates!
*well manicured pirate* - 'Pardon me madam but before I remove your petticoats and defile you would you care to disclose unto me any previous sexually transmitted diseases you may have contracted? I'm trying to stay clean!'Originally Posted by 23*
Not happenin'
i still say pirates are more fun to hang out with. ninjas all seem to have emotional problems ive never seen or heard of a fun loving ninja
True enough! Pirates are alla bout drinkin and causin' rukus!Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK
Robot monkeys!
Vampiric Pineapples addicted to Rum, Whiskey, and Petroleum Jelly! **
Just.. whoa..Originally Posted by BrightStar
lol
Beverly hills ninja chris farley, jackie chan!Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK
Plus you can adapt your piracy to the 21st Century. No need to get scurvacious rotten crotch. Piracy on the high seas is still alive and well btw. I'll post the link I had documenting instances of modern piracy if I ever find it again (lost bookmark)Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK
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For sheer versatility, the term "pirate" wins over ninja. There is really only one true definition of a ninja, but pirates can take on many, many forms...Originally Posted by OneEyedCat
Originally Posted by OneEyedCat
oh....so if its not scurvey thats rotting my cock then what is it?
Cockrot is a hybrid breed of dog which mixes Cocker Spaniels and Rottweilers.Originally Posted by 23*
Originally Posted by DharmaLion
:1orglaug Thats is awesome kinda likea shit poo.
(shih tzu and poodle) or bullshit (bulldog shih tzu) but cockrot is wayyyy better!
Ninja's Rule
TMNJ!
I was trying to think of how many adverts there are featuring pirates or ninjas (aside from adverts for films or video games) and could only come up with a few.
On the pirates side: the advert featuring children fighting off pirates and rescuing their fish fingers.
On the ninja side: a barand new advert for Alfa Romeo featuring the break up of a relationship with the ninja woman retaining the car.
The ninja advert is so much well better ...
Originally Posted by Nightingale
The Pirates also have those lovely capitol one commercials...and who can forget Cptn. Morgan???!?!
ninjas are the coolest like EVER, they are quick smart I should know.LOL
I'm preffy sure scurvy is a Vitamin C deficiency, not an STD..Originally Posted by 23*
Capt'n Morgan from the Eighties, with the Bond girl. Don't remember any pirates being in that one. Capitol One, never heard of it, must be a US thing ...Originally Posted by DharmaLion
Cptn. Morgan....as in RUM.Originally Posted by Nightingale
Oh yes, I know the one that you mean. The main star of the commercial was a Bond girl, but there were no pirates in it, at least, not in the ones that I remember.Originally Posted by DharmaLion
Cptn Morgan is a pirate!Originally Posted by Nightingale
someone should have made this into a poll that way we can see who wins
I think those are supposed to be vikings, not neccesarily pirates.Originally Posted by DharmaLion
I havnt figured out how to make polls. I would have lol I am an idiotOriginally Posted by KilLAtomiK
its in the FAQOriginally Posted by adorn_shadow
Who was obviously either too embarrassed to appear in his own advert or was too busy advertising fish fingers.Originally Posted by DharmaLion
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