Pirates Or Samurai/Ninjas?

[funkatron]

Sometimes I feel like a girl.

[23*]

Sometimes I feel like a girl.

[nyar]

Arrr- I don't be meanin' to ruffle ye feathers, me hardy, but- I'll have to say niether!!! No offense pirate- something about sweaty unhygenic guys, with a bad fashion sense, who live w/ other guys 24/7 creeps me out- and ninjas are pussies-

[KilLAtomiK]

Arrr- I don't be meanin' to ruffle ye feathers, me hardy, but- I'll have to say niether!!! No offense pirate- something about sweaty unhygenic guys, with a bad fashion sense, who live w/ other guys 24/7 creeps me out- and ninjas are pussies-

altho it was rare there were female pirates some of the most notable ones were Anne Booney,Grace O'Malley,and Mary Reade. There were more but those are the only ones i can think of the top of my head right now

[23*]

altho it was rare there were female pirates some of the most notable ones were Anne Booney,Grace O'Malley,and Mary Reade. There were more but those are the only ones i can think of the top of my head right now

and most of the men on my ship were actually wenches with penciled on beards and loose manly clothes....arrr.....

[gonesavage]

Ninjas!
better yet, vampire ninjas.

[One Eyed Cat]

Some years ago, I specialized in the study of Kobudo (Classical Weapons) under Sensei Dr. Hiroyuki Tesshin Hamada. I suppose it would be fun and healthy to pick that up again.

You should go for it. I'd like to take up some martial arts practice when I'm done out here.

OEC

[adorn_shadow]

Ninjas!
better yet, vampire ninjas.

Yes another ninja! Welcome to the dark side!

[23*]

it's well documented that pirates have bigger genitalias than ninjas!!

[adorn_shadow]

yeah but pirates units are rotting off from scurvy!

[23*]

yeah but pirates units are rotting off from scurvy!

nah.....scurvy wasn't all that bad.


From a Maritime chronicles doctor's report:

"...foreskin black as ink with ulcers and a strange plethora of gum tissue sprouting out of the head, which immediately rotted and lent the victim's penis an abominable odour".

[DharmaLion]

WHY NINJAS RULE

[adorn_shadow]

nah.....scurvy wasn't all that bad.


From a Maritime chronicles doctor's report:

"...foreskin black as ink with ulcers and a strange plethora of gum tissue sprouting out of the head, which immediately rotted and lent the victim's penis an abominable odour".

That was extremely disturbing, Now i loathe pirates!

[Drakken]

nah.....scurvy wasn't all that bad.


From a Maritime chronicles doctor's report:

"...foreskin black as ink with ulcers and a strange plethora of gum tissue sprouting out of the head, which immediately rotted and lent the victim's penis an abominable odour".

*well manicured pirate* - 'Pardon me madam but before I remove your petticoats and defile you would you care to disclose unto me any previous sexually transmitted diseases you may have contracted? I'm trying to stay clean!'

Not happenin'

[KilLAtomiK]

i still say pirates are more fun to hang out with. ninjas all seem to have emotional problems ive never seen or heard of a fun loving ninja

[Drakken]

i still say pirates are more fun to hang out with. ninjas all seem to have emotional problems ive never seen or heard of a fun loving ninja

True enough! Pirates are alla bout drinkin and causin' rukus!

[Vaughn]

Robot monkeys!

[BrightStar]

Vampiric Pineapples addicted to Rum, Whiskey, and Petroleum Jelly! **

[Drakken]

Vampiric Pineapples addicted to Rum, Whiskey, and Petroleum Jelly! **

Just.. whoa..

lol

[adorn_shadow]

i still say pirates are more fun to hang out with. ninjas all seem to have emotional problems ive never seen or heard of a fun loving ninja

Beverly hills ninja chris farley, jackie chan!

[One Eyed Cat]

i still say pirates are more fun to hang out with. ninjas all seem to have emotional problems ive never seen or heard of a fun loving ninja

Plus you can adapt your piracy to the 21st Century. No need to get scurvacious rotten crotch. Piracy on the high seas is still alive and well btw. I'll post the link I had documenting instances of modern piracy if I ever find it again (lost bookmark)

OEC

[DharmaLion]

Plus you can adapt your piracy to the 21st Century. No need to get scurvacious rotten crotch. Piracy on the high seas is still alive and well btw. I'll post the link I had documenting instances of modern piracy if I ever find it again (lost bookmark)

OEC

For sheer versatility, the term "pirate" wins over ninja. There is really only one true definition of a ninja, but pirates can take on many, many forms...

[23*]

Plus you can adapt your piracy to the 21st Century. No need to get scurvacious rotten crotch.

OEC

oh....so if its not scurvey thats rotting my cock then what is it?

[DharmaLion]

oh....so if its not scurvey thats rotting my cock then what is it?

Cockrot is a hybrid breed of dog which mixes Cocker Spaniels and Rottweilers.

[23*]

Cockrot is a hybrid breed of dog which mixes Cocker Spaniels and Rottweilers.

[adorn_shadow]

:1orglaug Thats is awesome kinda likea shit poo.
(shih tzu and poodle) or bullshit (bulldog shih tzu) but cockrot is wayyyy better!


Ninja's Rule
TMNJ!

[Nightingale]

I was trying to think of how many adverts there are featuring pirates or ninjas (aside from adverts for films or video games) and could only come up with a few.

On the pirates side: the advert featuring children fighting off pirates and rescuing their fish fingers.

On the ninja side: a barand new advert for Alfa Romeo featuring the break up of a relationship with the ninja woman retaining the car.

The ninja advert is so much well better ...

[DharmaLion]

I was trying to think of how many adverts there are featuring pirates or ninjas (aside from adverts for films or video games) and could only come up with a few.

On the pirates side: the advert featuring children fighting off pirates and rescuing their fish fingers.

The Pirates also have those lovely capitol one commercials...and who can forget Cptn. Morgan???!?!

[ravenofdeath]

ninjas are the coolest like EVER, they are quick smart I should know.LOL

[Drakken]

oh....so if its not scurvey thats rotting my cock then what is it?

I'm preffy sure scurvy is a Vitamin C deficiency, not an STD..

[Nightingale]

The Pirates also have those lovely capitol one commercials...and who can forget Cptn. Morgan???!?!

Capt'n Morgan from the Eighties, with the Bond girl. Don't remember any pirates being in that one. Capitol One, never heard of it, must be a US thing ...

[DharmaLion]

Capt'n Morgan from the Eighties, with the Bond girl. Don't remember any pirates being in that one. Capitol One, never heard of it, must be a US thing ...

Cptn. Morgan....as in RUM.

[Nightingale]

Cptn. Morgan....as in RUM.

Oh yes, I know the one that you mean. The main star of the commercial was a Bond girl, but there were no pirates in it, at least, not in the ones that I remember.

[DharmaLion]

Oh yes, I know the one that you mean. The main star of the commercial was a Bond girl, but there were no pirates in it, at least, not in the ones that I remember.

Cptn Morgan is a pirate!

[KilLAtomiK]

someone should have made this into a poll that way we can see who wins

[adorn_shadow]

The Pirates also have those lovely capitol one commercials...and who can forget Cptn. Morgan???!?!

I think those are supposed to be vikings, not neccesarily pirates.

[adorn_shadow]

someone should have made this into a poll that way we can see who wins

I havnt figured out how to make polls. I would have lol I am an idiot

[KilLAtomiK]

I havnt figured out how to make polls. I would have lol I am an idiot

its in the FAQ

[Nightingale]

Cptn Morgan is a pirate!

Who was obviously either too embarrassed to appear in his own advert or was too busy advertising fish fingers.

[23*]

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!