+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 8 of 8

Thread: southern pastor says his family members who wear pants are demons

  1. #1
    and your little dog too
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Posts
    1,756

    Default southern pastor says his family members who wear pants are demons

    from Bristol Herald Courier

    Family Scuffles, Pastor Says Jeans a Demon

    BRISTOL, Tenn. (AP) - When scuffling sisters brought their family squabble into the Assemblies of Jesus Church, the preacher says the devil came, too. The Rev. Clarence June Love was just about to begin his Sunday service to a congregation of less than a dozen on Jan. 9, when sisters Reba Storey, 46, and Mary Steele, 64, entered the hall to talk to their 88-year-old mother, Maude Yates.

    The sisters claim they wanted to tell their mother that Storey was going to have surgery. They say they came to church because another sister, 69-year-old Rosa Harrison, who is also the preacher's girlfriend, won't let them see Yates, who lives in a nursing home.

    But what caught Love's eye when the sisters entered his church were their blue jeans - forbidden for women in some Pentecostal churches. The 83-year-old preacher came down from his pulpit.

    "You're not wearing pants in my church, you demon," Storey claimed the preacher said. "I said, 'I'm glad I serve a God who can work through my pants.'"

    That's when, according to Storey, Love allegedly grabbed her and hustled her to the door.

    "He said, 'I got all the demons out of my church, and I want you out,'" she said. "I said, 'I don't believe you've got all the demons out yet.'"

    Love called the police. Storey and Steele turned themselves in, then filed charges against Harrison and Love.

    Now all of them face assault charges. General Sessions Judge Bill Watson said he hoped to deal with the case Friday after spending all his time Wednesday just finding lawyers for everyone.

    "It's a family feud," Storey said.

  2. #2
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    South Carolina
    Posts
    4,196

    Default Re: southern pastor says his family members who wear pants are demons

    Grrr, Priests.
    *Shakes fists angrily* **

  3. #3
    nyar's Avatar The Crawling Chaos
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Illinois
    Posts
    340

    Default Re: southern pastor says his family members who wear pants are demons

    Ok- its tennessee- are we really that suprised?!!

  4. #4
    TheQuietPlace's Avatar The Delivery Expert
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    The 253, WA
    Posts
    2,247

    Default Re: southern pastor says his family members who wear pants are demons

    Here's a play on words for one of Dane Cook's jokes:

    "WHERE ARE MY PANTS!?!?! Fuck it! I'm going out pantsless! HAHAHAHA Look at this guy and pants!"

    Because it's Tennesee I'm not that suprised.

  5. #5
    Weblogger
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Born in London, bred in Yorkshire, laid in Dublin.
    Posts
    1,263

    Default Re: southern pastor says his family members who wear pants are demons

    The case has been dismissed and the family told to sort their own problems out.

  6. #6
    hewhoisagod's Avatar Captain Obvious
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Chicago IL
    Posts
    1,534

    Default Re: southern pastor says his family members who wear pants are demons

    My stepmom hears demons in electric guitars. And people wonder why I don't visit my dad that often.

  7. #7
    Muzz's Avatar Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    I originated in Arkansas. ... Shut up.
    Posts
    100

    Default Re: southern pastor says his family members who wear pants are demons

    Oh. My. God.

    That's so stupid I spewed milk all over my keyboard from laughing. What is it with people?

    My mom thinks that any religion except God-fearing ones have to do with the devil and me being interested in other religions is bad. o_O *shrugs*

  8. #8
    killerkat's Avatar Malice?
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Tn
    Posts
    2,880

    Default Re: southern pastor says his family members who wear pants are demons

    hey ,everbody i lived in Knoxvile,TN and Nashville,TN, knoxville is more cultural than here in Georgia,even moreso than atlanta, its just the back wooods areas that are bad...

+ Reply to Thread

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 16
    Last Post: 06-15-2008, 10:08 PM
  2. Three Cheers for Southern Decadence
    By ForrestBlack in forum Blue Blood Boards
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 09-06-2005, 10:10 PM
  3. Angels, Demons, Or?
    By BrightStar in forum Blue Blood Boards
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: 03-21-2005, 11:42 PM
  4. Demons
    By Camby Savelle in forum Blue Blood Boards
    Replies: 22
    Last Post: 02-28-2005, 08:30 AM
  5. demons
    By Belladonna in forum Blue Blood Boards
    Replies: 50
    Last Post: 08-26-2004, 05:06 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
Blue Blood
Trappings | Personalities | Galleries | Entertainment | Art | Books | Music | Popcorn | Sex | Happenings | Oddities | Trade/Business | Manifesto | Media | Community
Blue Blood | Contact Us | Advertise | Submissions | About Blue Blood | Links | $Webmasters$
Interested in being a Blue Blood model, writer, illustrator, or photographer? Get in touch