Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK
i wrote that when carnal kiss had the last post, but i forgot to post it. i went and made a sandwich and when i came back and posted there was a ton of new posts! shit...
Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK
i wrote that when carnal kiss had the last post, but i forgot to post it. i went and made a sandwich and when i came back and posted there was a ton of new posts! shit...
likes genteically modified oragnic sex toys
^ likes making said sex toys.
^^major stockholder in said toy company
has once had pink hair
lists rocky horror as a favorite movie- thus I can't make fun of him like I intended too-
-lets do the time warp!!!....again!!!!
(Im convinced Magenta is the whole reason I love goth chics!!!)
crawling chaos.....aren't you a lil old to be crawling? I mean unless your master makes you......
Originally Posted by nyar
that's the best example of American ignorance I have ever seen....
-realizes that binary is just the way for the robot motherfuckers to get thier grubby claws onto this board and then into our homes
^ dosent realize the real threat is the japanese and their control over our kids who will be the future leaders of this country
.....or what the fuck will happen to the world when capitalism provides all those chinese people with cars.
^ "s pic is really just a cheap rip off from *the ring* hehee
Originally Posted by CarnalxKiss
^^ Just made me laugh!
^is the best damn pirate these boards have ever seen besides myself of course
never heard of you between here and the Bosphurus....whihc reminds me of a great midshipmans rhym
Our Captain was so Prosporous
He dipped his prick in Phospherus
and led us through the Bosphorous
^ learned to french kiss from a old crone named bertha...
knows that cause berath taught her too
is most probably better at skate boarding than i am
^ Is probably a hobbit.
^ spelt intelligence wrong in profile! (kind of ironic hehe...)
is the new microsoft spellchecker cuz johnny depp looks really good as an avatar...*YUM*
^^ Has a hot guy in their avatar
^ is my sexy porn star lover who calls me her budah bone...
has budah bone
^^ is deluded enough to think pirates don't kick ass
^ looks eerily like the singer from Inkubus Sukkbus!
^ doesn't post fast enough!
^ also has 7 toes, 4 hamsters and a goose named suzie that likes to mosh after sex..
^ Is my dear sweet Budah bone
^^ totally nuts
^ very red!
^ is my sweet slick puff pastry...and im famished!
^ was too slow cuz chenny is my puss pastry...*pouts*
^ Is cute when she pouts!
^...is cute when her mouth is on my......
^is not as cute as me
oh brother- obviously can't take a joke- unfreeze your frigid ass or take the popsickle out of it, AYE.Originally Posted by CPRB
anyway-
back to the game at hand-
upon further research I've found Killatomik has been kicked out of the pirates union for "unpirate-like conduct"- has been masquerading here for several months now. arrrr- I hate to be the bearer of such bad news.
^ has also volunteered hisself to be the bearer of lix and kisses to rain over my sexy body parts when lent ends....*heh*
^got caught having sex on a golf course in thigh high boots and a nurse uniform.
^Managed to get away with it.
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