++ The Confessional ++

[Toe Cutter]

Time to spill your guts. Lets share some of the funny, dark, dirty and vile things we've done to our selves or fellow man.

You start!

[KilLAtomiK]

when i was in middle school i used to go to a local elementary to play basketball after school, one day i noticed the janitor droped his keys and i took them. the next day was a saturday and i went and stole a bunch of stuff from the school . I found a jar of money wich i think the kids wee using for a fundraiser in a few classrooms. i was having a ball at the time but to this day i feel realy horrible about it

[Morning Glory]

I've never really done anything that i'm ashamed of. or maybe it was just so terrible I blocked it out, I dunno. I drove drunk a bunch of times, that was pretty stupid.

[ForrestBlack]

I juggled my cousins cats once, but she caught me. That was embarrassing.

[VoldtaEngler]

when i was in 3rd grade i stole playboys out of my P.E. teachers room...she was a lesbian..i cut pictures out of mags and paste them into books..i got drunk once and licked some guys boot...i pop pills...i used to hack into porn sites but dont do it anymore..theres more.. my lifes full of em lol

[Trotter]

I always 'take a penny' but i never 'leave a penny'. Im so ashamed I cant look at myself in the mirror.

[Tequila Zaire]

I actually like one Backstreet Boys song...and I've made people listen to it.

I will go hang myself now.

[hewhoisagod]

When I was 4 I'd remove the baby gate from the stairs and watch my sister do a log roll. Same sister a few years later, my dad bought a dart board, but we didn't have any nails to hang it with. So my sister was made to hold it. When I threw the dart she moved the board and the dart stuck in her forehead. She turned out ok though.

And apparently when I was about 2, I took off my diaper and smeared shit all over the wall.

I was an evil kid growing up. I feel terrible.

[One Eyed Cat]

I just commandeered a computer in a school comp lab

OEC

[killerkat]

when i was a baby, my mom was going in a bowling alley, and had picked me up over her head for whatever reason,and i puked all over her head/face/chest.....

she said i did that like 3 times.......i was also a baby from hell......

i'm sure there's more.....

[Evilbink]

During one of the school fundraisers, after i sold all the candy I could and had a buttload of cash. I went into the locker room and smashed my head on the sink and my hand in a locker. Told everyone I got mugged and pocketed the cash.

I was one of those rotten kids who would rip off others kids Halloween candy.

There are a lot more things, but some could still come back to bite me in the ass, so I'll keep them to myself.

[Mr Karl]

there was this one guy in school and for some reason he always got it like the time when I threw the perfect snowball I still remeber that, it even curved and everything and then in gym class we were playing baseball and I was playing third base ooh and we were playing on the parking lot and it was gravel and he was going to make a home run and as he was coming around third base

I tripped him , now thats something I wish I had on tape, but you know over 20 years later I still remeber that and I always wonder why him cause I had nothing against him at all he was the guy there at the time

oh and once I used a psychic synthetic spiritual generator to change the course of world events

[Nightmare Pin]

a psychic synthetic spiritual generator ? oh do say more...

[-=Asmodeus=-]

In high school for fun me and a group of friends went to a senior citizens assisted living community dressed as demons and all manners of evil things..We would go up to windows and beat on them till they thew back the curtain and saw us most of them freaked out really bad...
We didnt kill anyone but my grandparents asked me if I knew anyone who would do something like that they knew a few of the people we tortured that night.. I feel bad for doing that..

[Wickedanima]

Ha! EvilBlink reminded me that I also feel incredibly guilty for theft. Twice! When I was nine I got three boxes of candy to sell for the school, and ate them all within twelve hours. I was literally having halucinations.
The other was about the age of 10, I went around with a catalogue selling trinkets for a school fundraiser. About four months later, the stuff all came in, and I didn't deliver it to the people that ordered it, including this really sweet group of older teens in a heavy metal band. Ha! Duped by a little girl.

[killerkat]

i got waaaaayyyyyy drunk Last night,probally too drunk.....

walked to a friends house ,got dropped off at a coffee shop that just happened to have live music playing.....

i just wanted to sit outside with a coffee&flask and a cigar or two....
and the lady ,who i know from going there all the time,starts bitching at me about paying the cover charge for seeing the "show"......

we argued,me very,very drunk,until i told her i'd sit out side and the second i heard music i'd come back with $6dollars,i'm fuckin' broke ,i know.....

she was watching me,i'm just fuckin; sittin' there pondering rough shit(my shitty weekend,more to that one),soo finally i took a big gulp of my spiked coffee and walked back in and said "i belive i owe you some money",i forgot i had my cigar in my mouth,haha,she was mad BUT happy that i came back when she knew you can't hear the music outside.....

damn those drunkin' nights......but hey i found out a chai goes great with whisky....

[CarnalxKiss]

i fucked my friends boyfriend a few times..whenever they would fight...we'd fuck......she never knew it...when i was a teenager i stole stuff from kmart and took it back to pocket the cash....and i used to drop kick frogs with my brothers....i did lots of bad bad things...im still doing penance now....*heh*

[killerkat]

that stuff you said.

tisk..tisk.... ...

[CarnalxKiss]

tisk..tisk.... ...

I know..i was just dastardly eh?

[Evilbink]

Wow.. did I miss the point here...am I suppost to feel bad or sorry for my past "indescretions".

They were my actions at the time and althought now I might not do it again, I certainly do not feel guilt about my actions then.

[Toe Cutter]

Okay, I got a confession. I worked at a movie theatre when I was 18. I was working the consession stands (I always wanted to do tickets because it was the easiest job) but anyways the concession stands were on one side of the lobby and the theatres and bathrooms were on the other. So on friday and saturday nights the lobby would fill up, and there would be like a thousand people in line for concession and the theatre. It was impossible for me to elbow my way through the throngs of patrons to get to the bathroom so I started to piss in the sink where we washed dishes behind the consession stands. Well, as time went on I grew more disgruntled with my position and I ended up one night needing to fill the 'butter flavor topping' bucket and at the same time needing to urinate. I'm sure you imagine what happened. I did indeed piss in the butter bucket and serve to people that night. Unfortuntly this was not an isolated incident. I did it several more times untill I left (to yet another food service position). Happy to say I no longer work in food service.

[CarnalxKiss]

Okay, I got a confession. I worked at a movie theatre when I was 18. I was working the consession stands (I always wanted to do tickets because it was the easiest job) but anyways the concession stands were on one side of the lobby and the theatres and bathrooms were on the other. So on friday and saturday nights the lobby would fill up, and there would be like a thousand people in line for concession and the theatre. It was impossible for me to elbow my way through the throngs of patrons to get to the bathroom so I started to piss in the sink where we washed dishes behind the consession stands. Well, as time went on I grew more disgruntled with my position and I ended up one night needing to fill the 'butter flavor topping' bucket and at the same time needing to urinate. I'm sure you imagine what happened. I did indeed piss in the butter bucket and serve to people that night. Unfortuntly this was not an isolated incident. I did it several more times untill I left (to yet another food service position). Happy to say I no longer work in food service.

Ok I am sooooooooooooo glad i never came to your theatre....ewwww

[morbid_lady]

Happy to say I no longer work in food service.

and now alot more ppl are happy u dont work in food nemore, myself included, lol

[VelvetKisses]

i never pissed in a bucket of butter, but at my old job in a newsagent i used to fuck up the numbers in the paper rounds of the kids i didn't like. that's my only work-related confession.

i went out and got a 'bit tipsy' with my mates last hallowe-en and we ended up blowing up a wheely bin. we found out later it was the new french assistants wheely bin and she saw us, but she thought it was these kids in the year below us. they got excluded for two weeks and they never found out it was us!

my mum and stepdad run an apartment block as well so when i was little i used to help my mum 'clean' but i'd leave fake spiders int he shower and stuff like that. i was never that terrible.

[Mr Karl]

I juggled my cousins cats once, but she caught me. That was embarrassing.

hahahahahahahahahahaha I gotta try that , I've got a few

[Mr Karl]

a psychic synthetic spiritual generator ? oh do say more...

oh it's just a little machine that can turn your delusions into conclusions if you build it right and run it properly it does do what you want it to

[TheQuietPlace]

Recently I shoplifted some toilet bowl cleaner from the dollar store. Heh.

What can I say, other than I was really desperate for my toilet to be clean?

[killerkat]

i lost my licence like 3 weeks ago,and i'm in or around my car or others daily......and uhh, idrive at a constant rate of "hualin' Ass!!! "........

(lost as in can't find not suspended)

[Nuada_Airgetlam]

I was at a school play for my younger sister and during the intermission me and some other kid snuck into the classrooms and put glue in the kids crayon boxes.
I think they cried because a lot of crayons were stuck together.

[Pull~My~Hair]

I once tried to suffocate my boyfriend in the middle of the night....when his feet started kicking I pussied out and rolled over and pretended I was sleeping...he never really woke up from it all of the way and never knew what was really going on....I was really pissed at him...I still havent told him

[killerkat]

some how i find that kinda sexy....

did i say i like kinda violent women .....


ummm,screw "kinda"....

[Pull~My~Hair]

some how i find that kinda sexy....

did i say i like kinda violent women .....


ummm,screw "kinda"....

hehe

[malcolm]

when i lived in boystown, I cursed one of the campus directors-telling him a big black bird would peck out his eye. three weeks later of nothing happening, he got into an incident with one of the retards and his walkie talkie was thrown at him as the kid escaped, hitting him square in the eye. the ramificaitons of the walkie talkie...big, BLACK and very hevay. he suffered severe corneal damage form it and has problems seeing out of the eye.I also cursed a former employer, the manager I cursed is now in jail and the store has gone through three major managers since I left.


I dont feel bad about the people i curse because I curse them for a reason, but thought Id share.

[scabre]

well i have shoplifted before
i did steal a necklace when i was a child once off a friend.. i was about 7... well durr.. obviously she saw me wearing it!
ohh.. i did something quite bad.. and felt guilty.
a friend asked me to get her a leeds fest ticket and she would pay be back.. i got the last ticket in the shop for her.. then i realised i could make like triple the amount on ebay.. so told her i couldnnt get a ticket.. she cried loads and i felt sooooooooooooooooo bad... so i told her my mate would sell her one and gave her the one i had bought

felt wayyyyyyyyyyyy bad!

[Genesis Revelation]

I once tried to suffocate my boyfriend in the middle of the night....when his feet started kicking I pussied out and rolled over and pretended I was sleeping...he never really woke up from it all of the way and never knew what was really going on....I was really pissed at him...I still havent told him

that is so great, I just did that to my...well I guess friend,
except he was awake, he was trying to sleep, and I jumped on him and held the pillow over his face till he stopped fighting...when he stopped trying to buck me off him, I let him go, and he looked at me and said...
"I do believe you are trying to hurt me." I laughed and said,
"now that I have your attention, you should get up." I don't think he did, but he's been getting me back for that ever since

[drewblood]

I squeezed a hemrhoid thinking it was a big zit on my rim!! OMG!! I never had one before and I was in the shower flushin out my exit hole. I feel this bump just inside the rim. I grabbed onto it, thinking I was gona have some fun. I squeezed it like there was no tommorrow. There almost wasn't. I never felt such intense pain. I passed out from the pain shooting to my brain, fell and hit my head on the soap dish. Then I almost drowned in the shower because my body fell over the drain and plugged it up. I only woke up because the dog wandered in and started licking the blood from around my asshole. Then I had to beat off with a headache because the rim chewy from my dog gave me a raging hard on. That's why I'm in a bad mood today.

[Pull~My~Hair]

I squeezed a hemrhoid thinking it was a big zit on my rim!! OMG!! I never had one before and I was in the shower flushin out my exit hole. I feel this bump just inside the rim. I grabbed onto it, thinking I was gona have some fun. I squeezed it like there was no tommorrow. There almost wasn't. I never felt such intense pain. I passed out from the pain shooting to my brain, fell and hit my head on the soap dish. Then I almost drowned in the shower because my body fell over the drain and plugged it up. I only woke up because the dog wandered in and started licking the blood from around my asshole. Then I had to beat off with a headache because the rim chewy from my dog gave me a raging hard on. That's why I'm in a bad mood today.

so fucking great

[Evilbink]

I squeezed a hemrhoid thinking it was a big zit on my rim!! OMG!! I never had one before and I was in the shower flushin out my exit hole. I feel this bump just inside the rim. I grabbed onto it, thinking I was gona have some fun. I squeezed it like there was no tommorrow. There almost wasn't. I never felt such intense pain. I passed out from the pain shooting to my brain, fell and hit my head on the soap dish. Then I almost drowned in the shower because my body fell over the drain and plugged it up. I only woke up because the dog wandered in and started licking the blood from around my asshole. Then I had to beat off with a headache because the rim chewy from my dog gave me a raging hard on. That's why I'm in a bad mood today.

WoW.. sucks to be you..

[TheDeathKnight]

Hahahahaha!

[killerkat]

i haven't laughed so hard in weeks.....