Obligatory "I'm new" thread

[drewblood]

boy howdy! this sure is a nice board. i found this site through another message board i help run.

couple of quick questions... the main screen reads Blue Blood Boards (3312 Viewing)... are there really that many registered users here? i'm only familiar with phpbb modded layouts. is there way to see the member lists here?

how come i cant always see timestamps in a thread?



btw, funniest FAQ I've ever read.... i think everyone should address goatse in their board's new user FAQ.

Can I use the f-word and be otherwise rude?
Knock yourself out, but please remember there is a fine line between being punk rock and being a fucking dick.


Can I start forty threads on the same topic?
No.

Can I start forty threads on the same topic if I am drunk?
Still no.

[drewblood]

uh-oh 4 views and no replies.... this isnt starting off too good.

maybe i need to share some more about myself....

When I was a Sophmore in high school we had this smoking lounge where you could smoke cigarettes and sell drugs to each other.Nearby the smoking lounge, there was a special section at our school for "slow kids". In that section was this semi-retarded bitch that had a smokin assed body and a fairly normal face. She would always come into the smoking lounge and talk to me. I knew she loved me, so I decided to take advantage of that. One day, I asked her to go to the "bridge" with me. (place where stoners would go and smoke weed and stuff) She was excited that I showed interest and followed me to the bridge like a little puppy dog. When we got there I took her shirt and bra off and played with her tits while I showed her how to give me a handjob. Once she settled into it, she grabbed my cock real tight and jerked me off like you wouldn't believe. I shot my load all over her tits and stomach and then told her to get dressed, that I had to go. She was upset that we were not going to be boyfreind and girlfriend, so she told her teacher on me. I just said she was nuts and made the whole thing up.

[Toe Cutter]

I shot my load all over her tits and stomach and then told her to get dressed, that I had to go. She was upset that we were not going to be boyfreind and girlfriend, so she told her teacher on me. I just said she was nuts and made the whole thing up.

Damn man, that's pretty heavy. In fact that's one of the more morally deprived things I've heard in quite a spell.

Welcome & hello

[poison]

hello..*waves politely*

[Sceptic_Messiah]

u sir fucking rock as long as you made a hell of a mess on her ......welcome to the boards as well


also i agree the FAQ's for this place are funny but amelia and forrest are damn cool people so i wouldnt of expected anything less

[killerkat]

welcome to the ol' blood........

no there isn't that man regestered people...there actually is only a handfull of "regulars" that post often,you get the feel of it pretty quick.....

[Amelia G]

Welcome to Blue Blood. There are a bit more than thirteen hundred registered members so far. The number of people viewing includes lurkers. Thanks for the sweet words about my FAQ

[devil13]

Obligatory "welcome" post

[cheinara wraithwalker]

Welcome! Enjoy your stay! (Ninjas.)

[Azekiel]

welcome.

[cheinara wraithwalker]

you sould fucked up.

welcome.

Join the Ninja - See the world, then chop bits off it.

<3

[Evilbink]

Welcome and enjoy....we encourage all drunken threads

[TheQuietPlace]

welcome, and enjoy your stay.