Funny Quotes?

[BrightStar]

"just save the dog you lazy bastard ._."

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[Spaceman Spiff]

"you forgot your dog, you idiots!"

[HeadlessBill]

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
-Einstein

[vixta]

'i don't drink water. fish fuck in it' - wc fields

[Toe Cutter]

"I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money"

"Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?"
He said to a blind woman with a guide dog.

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

He is so funny, I could read his quotes endlessly. I love Prince Philip, I wish he was my uncle.

[vixta]

'i enjoy outdoor sport. i often play chess in pavement cafes' oscar wilde

plus ANYTHING bill hicks said. if you disagree, you're wrong. i will prove it on an etch a sketch.

[morbid_lady]

'the reason u see so few female politicians is that it is too difficult to put make up on two faces"

[Baby_Switchblade]

"What in the blue fuck was that??" - from the movie The Green Mile

"Yes, hunting IS a sport. It's just a sport where your opponent doesn't necessarily know it's playing." - John Laws

[the_darkness_calls]

"for the love of donuts, let's go!"

"we got 1000 bucks!"
"did you steal something?"
"100 little benjamites!"
"grandma, you stole something, didn't you?"

-from the movie Extreme Days... i think i'l have to go watch it now....

[BrightStar]

"Farmers somehow have infinite axes/sickles shoved up their magical asses."

"No matter how many times you do it, getting caught in a fire won't kill you. Along with getting butted by a cow. And being caught in bear traps. You'd think the traps would rip your leg off... "


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[Evilbink]

"Have we got a video?"

(extra points to the one who can guess the reference)

[Zombie_Fatale]

"Kill? Certainly NOT! People get killed, but that's their business. I just take over from then on. after all,it'd be a bloody stupid world if people got killed without dying..." (said by Death to Mort in Terri Pratchett' 'Mort')