Good Evening I am new... there I said it

[Bondage Clown]

hmm, how to do this without sounding like a complete nit.
I am a coffee-swilling, meat-eating, non-PC, Surrender-monkey from Seattle that hangs out at Denny's .
My interests are too many to list, but I would like to make Hammer-style horror flicks. That would cause a rift in the generations that would defy even the most astute gynocologist.

things i can't stand... people without a sense of humor, Stupid people, close minded idiouts, bra-burning femi-nazi's, adn worst of all the fact that I have to deall with at least one of those listed every firckin day. 1orglaugh

[KilLAtomiK]

oh great another clown anyways Ahoy and welcome aboard enjoy your stay etc

[KilLAtomiK]

Oh and BTW i once got in a car accident while riding in a 1990 dodge shadow, my friend hit a cement divider on the highway and we rolled over. I tell ya thats one sturdy car cause it hardly had a scratch on it and at the speed we hit that divider any other car would have disintegrated.

[Bondage Clown]

I love my car.. it only has 113k miles on it, and I paid 500 for it. Thanks for the wecome... I need a drink anyway..

[Spaceman Spiff]

Hi and welcome...by the way, how many can you fit your car? *tries to hold back an impending smile*...damn ...oh, me.

[Evilbink]

Welcome and enjoy...........all meat is to be served alive.

[cheinara wraithwalker]

Hallo. Welcome to Blue Blood. I hope you've brought alcohol.

[VoldtaEngler]

beer drinking clowns.. why does this sound familar? hrm.. i cant put my finger on it....oh well..maybe it will come to me..hello anyway!

[Toe Cutter]

Do you know a Clown named Doodle-bug? She lives in Seattle. She's a close friend. I'm guessing you don't do a lot of kids parties, but I thought I'd ask.

This is her

[Bondage Clown]

No, but i have been wanting ot meet other clowns. And No... There are laws against that... LOL...

[Toe Cutter]

That's cool. So what's your act/costume like?

[Bondage Clown]

Costume: Black and white, not mime, more like a black and white jester.

My Act: Well, I was not professionaly trained or anything... but but with that said... I don't really have one.. It is just about doing things that make think outside there normally mundane useless lives..

One of my best freinds used the name as his Con name, then about 4 years ago now.. he gave the name to me, along with the costume that he hand-made...

[Bondage Clown]

WOW.. It seems so long ago that i posted this...


LOL.. and to think the only things that have changed...

1. My family life-style
2. My Shadow now hass 122k miles on it
3. I can't eat as much meat.