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    In the neighborhood where I live there must be a Thai massage parlour in every block. Was there a trend I didn't know about which caused them all to open up? Seems to me like there can't possibly be THAT many people in the middle of a workday who need massages and have the time to actually get one. And I certainly don't live in an upper class neighborhood, it's not like there are a bunch of kept woman with excessive time on their hands. So WHO (I beg of you answer me!!!!) who is going to these Thai Massage Parlours??????

    I for one would love to get a massage. I have never had a professional massage and BY GOD MY BACK HURTS!!! Not really, but a massae does sound nice :-)

    So any theories??? Are they selling drugs? Sex? Sugar Gliders???? Illegally imported produce?????

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    Are these the type of massages that have happy endings?

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    I went to one Thai massage place a couple times. Thai massage is kind of like Swedish with more stretching. I stopped going because the last time I went they were weird about giving me the person I wanted and I got the impression that maybe a happy ending would be available.

    Now I go to a more standard therapeutic place which is unfortunately expensive or I would go all the time.

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    Oh yeah, the Thai place by the vegan restaurant looks to me like it has got to be some kind of a front for something illegal. It is just central casting for it.

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    I haven't gone, except to give a friend moral support.

    Nothing quite like having yr close friend run out wearing nothing but a condom, begging for you to run to a bank machine with his credit card so he can pay to be sucked off.

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    Default Re: MMMMM Thai massage parlour

    Quote Originally Posted by EasyRider
    I haven't gone, except to give a friend moral support.

    Nothing quite like having yr close friend run out wearing nothing but a condom, begging for you to run to a bank machine with his credit card so he can pay to be sucked off.
    true story???
    good job safe sex!!!

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    True story.

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    Default Re: MMMMM Thai massage parlour

    are you talking about rub and tugs?

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    That she is.

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    Amelia & Scar I live near a wonderful place that is reasonable. They walk on you & everything. Very therapeutic. Lemme know & I will give you the address PhoSiam massage. $40 and a bottle of H20 after you are done. Definitely check them out they do a wonderful job. I think I will go on my B-day!

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    This may not be relivent at all but... i spent some time in thailand, saw things that...gag... blew my mind, i leaned that you can buy "rub and tugs" with ANYTHING at pat pong markets.

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    Including the Happy Ending? heh

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    mm rub and tug!
    hey I see no shame in it really. better than r*ping someone in a back alley or forcing yourself on someone. rub and tug should be available to the perv's who can't get laid.....

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    ***** are crimes of aggression, not lust.

    Even chemically castrated men figure out how to use a broken-off chair leg with a nonfunctional penis.

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    Default Re: MMMMM Thai massage parlour

    I was wanting to get a massage after visiting the sauna during the winter. Had to forget the whole idea, sadly. The person giving the massage was / is exceptionally good looking, and wife of a friend ...

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