What are some issues people continually have with YOU in relationships??

[Scar]

What are some issues people continually have with YOU in relationships??

Ah, yes, it is time to put yourself under the microscope! Bwahahaha!

Sometimes I chatter on and on without editing my storytelling. In hindsight I see it bugs people a little bit, and perhaps they'd prefer I keep my past in the past :-) I just don't get offended by people's past and I assume they wont get offended by mine, but such is not always the case......

The naked picture thing is always something people find cool at first, but then when we start going out and people in public call me by my online name and make reference to my ass being all over the internet, it starts to bug them. That's the point where they either ask me to stop (which I wont), get over it (which usually happens), or we break up :-(

I tend to be very social. In the beginnings of the dating cycle I may hang out with my new lover a whole bunch, but I don't like to put my friends on the back burner. I go out a lot, even if the person I'm seeing doesn't want to go. I think they wish I'd just stick around the house and be lazy with them, but I'm not into that :-)

I am very particular about where things go, very organized, and I hate the stash-and-run method of cleaning. So when people move my shit I get really irritated.

I smoke and drink.

I wear slutty clothes when I go out night clubbing and people stare at my ass.

I like to get naked and dance, even at times when it may be slightly inappropriate :-)

I pee in public, as in on the street.

I am friends with almost all my ex's and people I have slept with.

A bunch of my friends are crazy swingers.

I talk about sex all the time.

I complain when I'm not getting beat enough. Pain, please!

[One Eyed Cat]

What are some issues people continually have with YOU in relationships??

Ah, yes, it is time to put yourself under the microscope! Bwahahaha!

Sometimes I chatter on and on without editing my storytelling. In hindsight I see it bugs people a little bit, and perhaps they'd prefer I keep my past in the past :-) I just don't get offended by people's past and I assume they wont get offended by mine, but such is not always the case......

The naked picture thing is always something people find cool at first, but then when we start going out and people in public call me by my online name and make reference to my ass being all over the internet, it starts to bug them. That's the point where they either ask me to stop (which I wont), get over it (which usually happens), or we break up :-(

I tend to be very social. In the beginnings of the dating cycle I may hang out with my new lover a whole bunch, but I don't like to put my friends on the back burner. I go out a lot, even if the person I'm seeing doesn't want to go. I think they wish I'd just stick around the house and be lazy with them, but I'm not into that :-)

I am very particular about where things go, very organized, and I hate the stash-and-run method of cleaning. So when people move my shit I get really irritated.

I smoke and drink.

I wear slutty clothes when I go out night clubbing and people stare at my ass.

I like to get naked and dance, even at times when it may be slightly inappropriate :-)

I pee in public, as in on the street.

I am friends with almost all my ex's and people I have slept with.

A bunch of my friends are crazy swingers.

I talk about sex all the time.

I complain when I'm not getting beat enough. Pain, please!

Kind of the opposite of you. I can be gregarious but I don't care whether I ever go out or not. I can be very opinionated. I smoke. I can be aloof and "in my own space" in social situations. I'm flighty, a bit moody. I'm sure there are plenty of other maladies I don't bother to remember haha.

haha I would give you the whoopin' of your life just due to your posts here.

JT

[keiko]

Umm Mostly I'm just crazy. I wear my heart on my sleeve. there's no "maybe it'll get better" what you see is what you get. I complain when I don't get beat enough. If I have something on my mind I have trouble talking about it, but I'll type the whole thing up for the world to see. I'm a "dreamer" and I'm "immature". I'm addicted ot sex and coffee and beautiful women and I love random anonymous sex with strangers. I'm just Crazy. (like- if you ever watched scrubs, I'm Elliot, with a little JD)

~K

[One Eyed Cat]

Umm Mostly I'm just crazy. I wear my heart on my sleeve. there's no "maybe it'll get better" what you see is what you get. I complain when I don't get beat enough. If I have something on my mind I have trouble talking about it, but I'll type the whole thing up for the world to see. I'm a "dreamer" and I'm "immature". I'm addicted ot sex and coffee and beautiful women and I love random anonymous sex with strangers. I'm just Crazy. (like- if you ever watched scrubs, I'm Elliot, with a little JD)

~K

haha damn. Is there some whoopin' device I could come out with to help ur guys' dilemmas (and hopefully mass-market in a sickening fashion 'til I could sell out to WEA?) I'll do it!!

JT

[Velvet-Tongue]

Never the same thing to be honest.

[TheDeathKnight]

I get told I talk too much. Write too much. E-mails too long. Communication overload...

I thought you chicks liked a guy who can talk about his feelings?

[Michelle Aston]

Since porn I haven't been in a relationship. B.P., Before Porn, a priori porn, the remark was that I never felt comfortable around the person (well Ok but he was a lawyer YO.) or I went for a home run too fast (destined for porn) and well I wan't the one he took home to meet mother.

My X fiancee was/is some entertainment media mogel producer, I didn't know all this about him then, but he ended up marrying a super model that looked JUST like me (glasses, artist, brown hair, etc.)

Yeah, he still calls. I ignore. Its one of the few power trips I have left going.

[NINA SINN]

My Height.. Im Only 4'10 And Men Always Think That Its So Cute.. What Am I A Puppy!!!!

Bloodykisses To You All...

Nina Sinn 666

[Buster Friendly]

i break things off quickly. if it ain't workin', i ain't into suffering for years to figure out it ain't gonna work. i'm a sadist, not a masochist.

and Nina, how is you're height a problem? you're gorgeous.

[TheDeathKnight]

(Pats Nina on the head)

Runs away...

[Tinman]

Im with BusterFriendly, Nina ur extremely hot, ive been told size doesnt matter for yrs, lol, x

Id have to say im cold, im pretty quick to anger and i simply never forgive, im comfortable wit who n what i am, and simply dont care if anyone else is. I often come accross as a brash asshole, n thats they way i like it, stops people lookin that bit closer, i hold people at arms length, i like alot of the physical side of a relationship but sometimes fail badly on the emotional side of things.

I simply dont think gettin involved wit me is a good idea thus bein a massive problem in a relatioship, coz im not able to have one.

[Exquisite]

Um strangely that I'm married ... they don't get it ... I'm not going to leave him ever but yes I play outside and yes he knows and yes I tell him details and yes he loves it.

Oh and Scar I don't see any problems with those things you mentioned ^^ call me!

[Xochitl]

My current squeeze doesn't seem to have many issues other than that I want to keep things a bit open. I want want to do the entire city but I would like to keep my options open if I meet someone I find attractive. Other than that I do talk a lot, I get lazy & watch to much TV. Which I know most of my sensitive artistic type lovers things is crappy but I could be worse, ya know!

[One Eyed Cat]

Since porn I haven't been in a relationship. B.P., Before Porn, a priori porn, the remark was that I never felt comfortable around the person (well Ok but he was a lawyer YO.) or I went for a home run too fast (destined for porn) and well I wan't the one he took home to meet mother.

My X fiancee was/is some entertainment media mogel producer, I didn't know all this about him then, but he ended up marrying a super model that looked JUST like me (glasses, artist, brown hair, etc.)

Yeah, he still calls. I ignore. Its one of the few power trips I have left going.

Personally, I would never have a relationship with myself. Would you have one with yourself (looking through the other side of the lens)?

JT

[Tinman]

No way, ever.

[One Eyed Cat]

No way, ever.

I reckon that the more people admit to this, the better things will be. It saves so much time and energy.

JT

[Exquisite]

Personally, I would never have a relationship with myself. Would you have one with yourself (looking through the other side of the lens)?

God I'd love to have an affair with myself ... when are they going to do that cloning thing?

[Donald Rilea]

God I'd love to have an affair with myself ... when are they going to do that cloning thing?

[One Eyed Cat]

God I'd love to have an affair with myself ... when are they going to do that cloning thing?

I'd definitely have an affair with myself

JT

[dead_but_twitching]

but is that really cheating.... or does it still count as masturbating?

i mean since its still you.... in a way?

[Exquisite]

Ah that is the age old question. I think when there is another brain involved it is no longer masturbation. But I don't think its cheating either ... mind you I have a wide opinion on the definition of that as well.

[One Eyed Cat]

but is that really cheating.... or does it still count as masturbating?

i mean since its still you.... in a way?

hmm good question. My sense is I would develop a non-monogamous relationship with myself. It would depend whether the other me had the same life experiences. It could be that he was in a relationship. I suppose it could be the other me having an affair with me/masturbating!

JT

[Donald Rilea]

hmm good question. My sense is I would develop a non-monogamous relationship with myself. It would depend whether the other me had the same life experiences. It could be that he was in a relationship. I suppose it could be the other me having an affair with me/masturbating!

JT

Eventually, to be followed by the 3 AM knock-down, drag-out quarrel that wakes the neighbours, frightens the neighbourhood dogs and cats, and causes the cops to be called, resulting in the arrest of one half of yourself on charges of "domestic or spousal abuse" lodged by the other half, and eventual proceedings by that same half of yourself against yourself, if your selves are married to each other, in open divorce court.

[One Eyed Cat]

Eventually, to be followed by the 3 AM knock-down, drag-out quarrel that wakes the neighbours, frightens the neighbourhood dogs and cats, and causes the cops to be called, resulting in the arrest of one half of yourself on charges of "domestic or spousal abuse" lodged by the other half, and eventual proceedings by that same half of yourself against yourself, if your selves are married to each other, in open divorce court.

I guess the question at that point becomes: Who gets custody of our respective mini-mes?!?!?

JT

[Baby_Switchblade]

I don't stick around in many relationships to know this I guess. So I suppose one issue guys constantly have with me would be me breaking up with them! haha no seriously though...

I talk a lot, I'm very random and talk a lot about shit that nobody cares about, I sometimes laugh at inappropriate things, and the number one thing is, I have a flirtatious nature. I come across as though I'm flirting with people, even when I'm just trying to be friendly.
Some of the guys I've dated have been the jealous type, and the flirty thing has been my downfall. Other guys have the attitude, "Hey, I don't care, she's going home with ME" but I think it still got to them a bit.
Another thing, I tend to be a little niaeve, (spelling??) but at the same time if somebody's perving on me and I like the way they look, I'll totally play up to it. So I guess that would piss me off if I was the one taking me out. Oh well.

[evilstonermonkey]

if a woman clones herself, then has sex with her copy, is that lesbian sex, incest, or masturbation? and most importantly, would anybody watching care?

as for issues people have with me in relationships, if theyre in a relationshipo with me theyve obviously get enough issues of their own

but i could never have a relationship with me. mainly to the prevalence of coq and complete absence of jiney.

[Donald Rilea]

I guess the question at that point becomes: Who gets custody of our respective mini-mes?!?!?

JT

That is an issue that I don't think even Alan Dershowitz or Moses Maimondes themselves would solve or care to tackle.

[One Eyed Cat]

That is an issue that I don't think even Alan Dershowitz or Moses Maimondes themselves would solve or care to tackle.

If I go back to law school for 8 months and pass the bar, I'd take my other me's case. I kind of doubt it would fall within the bounds of legal ethics *except* I also don't know what the precedent could possibly be.

JT

[seeker]

My relationship problems are not many I think. One people tell me about is that I am to honest and say inappropriate things which are really my thoughts, 2 though sometimes people say I do not say enough that I do not fully express myself.

I do not really care how a person lives or what they do in life though a little more pain does not hurt.

Now a relationship with ones self is dangerous.

[Donald Rilea]

If I go back to law school for 8 months and pass the bar, I'd take my other me's case. I kind of doubt it would fall within the bounds of legal ethics *except* I also don't know what the precedent could possibly be.

JT

Can just sees the judge's face as your two selves walk into court, and the bailiff announces the case as, "In the matter of so-and-so vs. so-and-so..." .

The judge would need to take Valium or Xanax, many, MANY, Valiums or Xanaxs, to get through sorting that one out.

Additional bits of courtroom drama-turned extravaganza include: Defendant to Plaintiff: "Listen, Bud. If you weren't me, I'd sock ya right in the puss!!!!"

Plaintiff: "Well, don't let that stop ya, Jack!!!!"

Defendant: "OK, Mack. You asked for it(Defendant takes a swing at Plaintiff. This is immediately followed by a sea of bailiffs descending on the Defendant and hauling him away, as he shouts Al Pacino's famous lines from "And Justice For All" about the judge, trial and system all being out of order.)!!!"

Once the Defendant's been hauled out of the courtroom, the Judge looks around it, scowling at everyone present, then saying, "What a revoltin' development THIS is!!!"

Ah, nothing like old Looney Tunes and Jimmy Durante gags to lift when one's in need of a few good jokes, or two, or ten, or twenty....

[One Eyed Cat]

Can just sees the judge's face as your two selves walk into court, and the bailiff announces the case as, "In the matter of so-and-so vs. so-and-so..." .

The judge would need to take Valium or Xanax, many, MANY, Valiums or Xanaxs, to get through sorting that one out.

Additional bits of courtroom drama-turned extravaganza include: Defendant to Plaintiff: "Listen, Bud. If you weren't me, I'd sock ya right in the puss!!!!"

Plaintiff: "Well, don't let that stop ya, Jack!!!!"

Defendant: "OK, Mack. You asked for it(Defendant takes a swing at Plaintiff. This is immediately followed by a sea of bailiffs descending on the Defendant and hauling him away, as he shouts Al Pacino's famous lines from "And Justice For All" about the judge, trial and system all being out of order.)!!!"

Once the Defendant's been hauled out of the courtroom, the Judge looks around it, scowling at everyone present, then saying, "What a revoltin' development THIS is!!!"

Ah, nothing like old Looney Tunes and Jimmy Durante gags to lift when one's in need of a few good jokes, or two, or ten, or twenty....

I'm looking forward to treating myself as a hostile witness.

JT

[Donald Rilea]

I'm looking forward to treating myself as a hostile witness.

JT

[Donald Rilea]

Oh, one more cartoon-let for ya from the divorce proceedings, and that's where your Defendant self is, outside of his local courthouse, walking out to a waiting black town car, whilst being hounded by a pack of baying reporters.

First Reporter(an attractive female): Mr So-And-So, how did it go in court to-day???

Defendant: No comment.

Second Reporter(a stereotypical plastically handsome sort of male reporter): Do you have any idea as to what the eventual out-come of the trial will be???

Defendant(slightly irritated): No comment.

Third Reporter(a rather plain-looking fellow who's non-descript in looks and manner): What do you think of the allegations that the plaintiff in the case's thrown out about you??

Defendant turns to face the crowd of reporters, photographers and news camerapeople, most of whom are talking over each other at once, trying to get their questions in. He holds up his right hand in a gesture for the crowd to silence itself.

After a couple of seconds, it does, as the Defendant makes his announcement.

Defendant: OK, people. Listen up, because I DO have some comments to make now. (To First Reporter)Nice boob job, Toots. (To Second Reporter)Lousy toupee, Jack. (to Third Reporter)For God's Sake, man!!! Stop fucking sheep, willya?! You're ruining the country for the rest of us!!!(Defendant then opens the rear driver's side door of the town, gets inside, shuts the door, and the car speeds off, away from the now very stunned and silent pack of reporters. They look at the car zooming off into the distance, then, after about 3 seconds or so, cast their curious eyes on the Third Reporter, who, in turn, is looking at them rather nervously)

Third Reporter(defensively)What?? What??!!(The reporters then all start baying questions at the Third Reporter, who quickly decides to take it on the lam, as the other journalists, photographers and camerapeople chase after him).

Screen fades to black, as the old Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies theme, "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down" cues up, and we hear Porky Pig's voice intone the immortal words, "D-D-D-That's All, Folks!!!!", as the screen jumps to black, and that's-The End.

[Jax]

Im comfortable with my body, so dont mind showing it off. Apparantly thats a bad thing and causes guys to get insanely jealous and insecure with me. If Im at a bar and want to flash someone my tits to get a free drink, damnit I will.

Another issue is the nude photos. Um, you met me knowing I model nude, and I certainly am not going to stop if I dont want to.

But the biggest issue is my drinking and *gasp* my anger problems. You piss me off enough, then Im not responsible for hitting you over the head with a toaster. Geeze, all I ask for is respect, its not that hard guys!

[Buster Friendly]

gettin' hit in the head with a toaster is just foreplay.

geez, what kinda wusses are you dating there Jax?

[Tinman]

Ye should use a shovel, one o those clears shit loads of snow ones, if ur gonna smack someone, fuck, make it count.

[One Eyed Cat]

Oh, one more cartoon-let for ya from the divorce proceedings, and that's where your Defendant self is, outside of his local courthouse, walking out to a waiting black town car, whilst being hounded by a pack of baying reporters.

First Reporter(an attractive female): Mr So-And-So, how did it go in court to-day???

Defendant: No comment.

Second Reporter(a stereotypical plastically handsome sort of male reporter): Do you have any idea as to what the eventual out-come of the trial will be???

Defendant(slightly irritated): No comment.

Third Reporter(a rather plain-looking fellow who's non-descript in looks and manner): What do you think of the allegations that the plaintiff in the case's thrown out about you??

Defendant turns to face the crowd of reporters, photographers and news camerapeople, most of whom are talking over each other at once, trying to get their questions in. He holds up his right hand in a gesture for the crowd to silence itself.

After a couple of seconds, it does, as the Defendant makes his announcement.

Defendant: OK, people. Listen up, because I DO have some comments to make now. (To First Reporter)Nice boob job, Toots. (To Second Reporter)Lousy toupee, Jack. (to Third Reporter)For God's Sake, man!!! Stop fucking sheep, willya?! You're ruining the country for the rest of us!!!(Defendant then opens the rear driver's side door of the town, gets inside, shuts the door, and the car speeds off, away from the now very stunned and silent pack of reporters. They look at the car zooming off into the distance, then, after about 3 seconds or so, cast their curious eyes on the Third Reporter, who, in turn, is looking at them rather nervously)

Third Reporter(defensively)What?? What??!!(The reporters then all start baying questions at the Third Reporter, who quickly decides to take it on the lam, as the other journalists, photographers and camerapeople chase after him).

Screen fades to black, as the old Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies theme, "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down" cues up, and we hear Porky Pig's voice intone the immortal words, "D-D-D-That's All, Folks!!!!", as the screen jumps to black, and that's-The End.

haha what is that from? The end of the OJ trial?

JT

[One Eyed Cat]

Im comfortable with my body, so dont mind showing it off. Apparantly thats a bad thing and causes guys to get insanely jealous and insecure with me. If Im at a bar and want to flash someone my tits to get a free drink, damnit I will.

Another issue is the nude photos. Um, you met me knowing I model nude, and I certainly am not going to stop if I dont want to.

But the biggest issue is my drinking and *gasp* my anger problems. You piss me off enough, then Im not responsible for hitting you over the head with a toaster. Geeze, all I ask for is respect, its not that hard guys!

Those anger management classes really pissed me off.

JT

[Donald Rilea]

haha what is that from? The end of the OJ trial?

JT

Nope. Just me in one of my Monty Python-Looney Tunes-cartoonish-inspired moods, aka People Crazies, which are similar to Cat Crazies, except that I don't stop in the middle of the living room at a given point, the pupils of my eyes bigger than those of a Squirrel on Speed's, and go, "Mao??? Mao???? Mrrreeeeeowwww!!!!"

Gotta love, or hate, depending on your mood, those People Crazies.

[One Eyed Cat]

Nope. Just me in one of my Monty Python-Looney Tunes-cartoonish-inspired moods, aka People Crazies, which are similar to Cat Crazies, except that I don't stop in the middle of the living room at a given point, the pupils of my eyes bigger than those of a Squirrel on Speed's, and go, "Mao??? Mao???? Mrrreeeeeowwww!!!!"

Gotta love, or hate, depending on your mood, those People Crazies.

haha I was joking. I just found the OJ trial to be like circus. Johnny Cochrane was such a brilliant man. He took over the Court from the Judge and dictated everything that would happen. "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit"? Brilliant. OJ stopped taking his arthritis meds so his hands swelled up.

My favorite was watching Fuhrman take the 5th 20 odd times. OJ probably killed her, but I don't see the jury's verdict as being "wrong". The defense was just that good.

JT