post 2 real facts and 1 fake fact about yourself

[OliX]

keiko - 2
headless bill - 1?

My false is number 3. I actualy made a comic where one super cool awesome ninja was fighting aliens named blufonci (blufonians?) but when I was 5

[VoldtaEngler]

K- #3
Hb - #3

[Velvet-Tongue]

1. I try not to step on other peoples shadows.

2. I'm not bored

3. I enjoy vidiya gamez

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Round 3:
1. I used to have a recurring dream about being the only human in a world full of Vampires.
2. I hate White Wolf games for what they did to my favourite Clan and Tribe in the new WoD games.
3. Given the chance, I would eat Long Pig.

[Velvet-Tongue]

For you BSD...I say #1!

A human? Pfft..more like the only werewolf in a world full of vampires .

[Head Wreck]

bsd, 3

canibalism is just wrong unless its suvival, not "on the offchance some comes past me on the dinner table"

[Head Wreck]

my first car was a Mint condition Datsun sedan

i broke 4 bones in my leg after surfing a disabled shopping cart down a hillside and subsequently being thrown clear over two decorative flower beds and a busy main road, then still on the adrenaline rush thought i'd "walk of the sprain", untill the adrenaline wore off 7 miles later

i used to be a trained medic

[Velvet-Tongue]

#1

Your first car was some nice muscle/show car right?

[blackienig]

I like the "advancement" developed by guys from irland where they cross shot the knee so you can never fix it Anyway, in my opinion that's waste of bullets. As for sport did you checked krav maga? They have pretty fast and effective techniques. Best self defensive discipline for females in my opinion. As for mma style I would go for pankration because of their training.

BSD - 3
blackienig - 2?
HW -1????

Nope i didnt break someones face, but i am a BB and had my face broken before. while sparing i was having a bad day and stepped right into a spinning back kick from this 250lbs huge bastard. push my front teeth into my face and broke the upper jaw clean in half all the way up to my nose hole in my skull. had to be braced and wired closed for 2-3 months.

[HeadlessBill]

K- #3
Hb - #3

You are correct, sir.

VT - #2
BSD - I'm leaning towards #2
HW - I'm going with #1 as well.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Actually, it was no 1, the dream was the only human in a world full of Werewolves.

And yes, if it was put on a plate in front of me, I would eat LongPig.

[OliX]

Nope i didnt break someones face, but i am a BB and had my face broken before. while sparing i was having a bad day and stepped right into a spinning back kick from this 250lbs huge bastard. push my front teeth into my face and broke the upper jaw clean in half all the way up to my nose hole in my skull. had to be braced and wired closed for 2-3 months.

That sucks I wish I have someone bigger than me to sparing with since I weight around 250lbs I allways have problem finding a good sparing partner. It's on mma trainings that I can find someone that's 6' 4"+ tall and 250+ lbs heavy to sparing with but mma is boring since there's not much to learn.... just practice

1. I never broke a bone on my body
2. I had deep knife wound just 2 cm away from my heart.
3. I was shot twice in one night

Head Wreck - 2?

[Bikerpunk]

olix - #3 - as a European, you have no guns around you.

[Mindgames]

~K = 1 (but if so it's a damn shame)
OliX = 3 just cos the others sound too likely. Bikerpunk obviously hasn't been to Europe lately...

People querying BSD's #3 need to remember he's from the north of England. He's eaten far worse in a kebab.

Me, reloaded:-

1 - I'm paid to post on these forums
2 - I spent my last vacation collecting trash on Mount Everest
3 - I train special forces instructors

[Head Wreck]

1. I never broke a bone on my body
2. I had deep knife wound just 2 cm away from my heart.
3. I was shot twice in one night

this a tough one.

i'd like to think 3 is the falsification

~K = 1 (but if so it's a damn shame)

People querying BSD's #3 need to remember he's from the north of England. He's eaten far worse in a kebab.

Me, reloaded:-

1 - I'm paid to post on these forums
2 - I spent my last vacation collecting trash on Mount Everest
3 - I train special forces instructors

its true not looking forward to the quisine this weekend in Nottingham myself.

1. as the forums seem to be free, its just the members area which is subscribed (though it helps pay for this i suppose)


My first car was a mint condition Datsun. seats are thr comfiest i have ever had in a car (aside from a 1952 Humber Supersnipe i used to help my dad maintain).

I did indeed smash my leg up doing that stunt, hence no army career as i was hoping to join the Royal Engineers after engineering collage.

I used to Teach first aid, and was an emergency aider, but Entanox (50% oxygen, 50% Nitrous oxide mix. one hell of a painkiller in itself) and De-fib was as high as i was certified, nowadays i leave the medic stuff to a team-mate who's EMT.

i never could call myself a medic.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Round 4!
1. I was once diagnosed as Schizophrenic.
2. The Penguins are taking over my house.
3. I am a trained First Aider.

[Head Wreck]

2

[OliX]

guessed right, 3 is made up...

mindgames 1?
BSD 2?

[Black Spiral Dancer]

OliX, nope.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

To clarify things, my wife is a fan of penguins, and has hundreds of penguin items. My wolf items try to hold them at bay, but sheer numbers are turning the tide in the favour of the Black and White Horde!

[evilstonermonkey]

for the horde!

[Black Spiral Dancer]

The Horde thanks you for posting a picture of their Venerable Leader!

[Exquisite]

better than someone saying For the Alliance!

[Bikerpunk]

huh?

[Flesh-Odium]

I like Emmerson Drive (country band)

I'm an "animal lover"

I once made a hidden pouch in my backpack where I had a machete stashed in for a full year at school

[Bikerpunk]

I call #3. A Machete is too large to fit into any backpack.

Er, if #3 is false.... um... .ew.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

In answer to my Last one, No. 1 was the lie. I was never diagnosed as Schizophrenic. My doctor thought it might be the cause of my stammer, but it was a false alarm. So I technically have on my medical records a statements saying I'm Sane!

[evilstonermonkey]

shit, where can i get one of those!?

[Pull~My~Hair]

Im definatley saying #3 unless it was like a duffel bag

I grew up on country music I didn't even know other music existed until I was 11 or 12

I was expelled from school for distribution of drugs on campus, I attended a local community college and achieved an associates degree before finishing High School

I've been married twice, it was horrible, this time I wont get married

[evilstonermonkey]

flesh, im gonna guess 1 because everyone else is going 3 and... eww.
pmh, im gonna guess 1. again, eww.

new ones for me:
i almost never got in any form of trouble at school, and was able to abuse that so when i did get caught i was rarely and barely punished for it since it was so out of character for me

i have 2 uncles who are younger than me

my ornamental axe has never been used on anyone

[keiko]

*lol* voldta cheated!

i am divorced and moving to seattle

~K

[Bikerpunk]

Ain't remarrying either.

[Bikerpunk]

I have been mentioned in the National Enquirer.

I am distantly related to the famous impressionist Constable.

I have a Bacon number of 2.

[BookOfFaeye]

I ran into a burning building while I was pregnant to attempt to save a child (who it turned out was not even in the house).

I threatened to break the arm of a man a foot taller than me because he gropped a former friend of mines ass at a concert.

I have eaten sushi made from poisonous fish.

[Bikerpunk]

#3 is the lie Book, you can't get sushi in Tennessee.

[BookOfFaeye]

yeah actually you can. The Kroger grocery store up the road from us sells Salmon sushi. Cold day in hell before I'd eat it but they do sell it. Theres also a ton of asian restuaraunts here that have it. Again to far from shore I wouldn't chance it. I came from Florida and the golden rule about seafood is if they shipped it dont eat it raw.

However you are right I would never eat sushi

[VoldtaEngler]

You can get sushi in Tenn. But as far as I know there are only 5 or 6 people (according to Food Network) that are extremely skilled in cutting Fugu..and all of them are in Japan. But no idea..i wouldnt risk my life on the fish.

So ill say 3...although if not your a brave..brave...brave person..

[BookOfFaeye]

I am a brave brave person I am however not stupid... yeah NO to the fishy.

Yeah they all live in Japan but whose to say I have never been to Japan.... :P

Yeah they have to be specially licensed to prepare it by the government or some craziness like that. One mistake and you'd be dead and they couldn't fix it. Seeme like s tupid thing to eat to me....


Okay new list from you guys too?????


heres a new one

I used to be a stripper

I decorate specialty cakes for my family and friends, like Opeth insignias, Thomas the tank engine, and babies in bassinets

I worked in a drug rehabilitation center as a cook

[Bikerpunk]

Third one is a lie...

[VoldtaEngler]

It may be dumb to eat Fugu..but it gives the brave eater a euphoric feeling..its like a drug almost.

So hrm..im going to say your next lie is #1..

My new list is:
1: I used to sleep behind a dumpster
2: I was in a vampire documentary film
3: Im adopted