Vagina couch.

[Velvet-Tongue]

I lol'd so hard.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

[Velvet-Tongue]

Okay more craigslist. This guy is batshit crazy.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/488537774.html

[Eclipse]

As for the first one LOL! I can't believe someone made a Vagina couch... nor can I believe they expect to sell it but who knows, maybe it suits someone's fancy. As for the second one.... I wonder what became of those past roomates, something tells me, some gators/pigs just got fed or this guy's basement is getting fulll talk about CREEPY.

[SyntheticShock]

Woah, whats up with the second guy. No wonder no one wants to live with him. Some of those requests are strange.

[Velvet-Tongue]

Probably more like "I SAID NO NEWSPAPERS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE"

/wet impact sounds

"I..I did it again.../crying... Well..at least I have new leather for the upholstery hobby".

[Toe Cutter]

Funny, but also looks terribly uncomfortable. No wonder is still for sale.

[Velvet-Tongue]

I dunno. Looks like it'd make a good couch for napping/reading/playing ds. The Clit pillow really supplies some good head support in my opinion.

God I would love to sell someone this in a furniture store. "The Labia closes around you like a warm, wet hug! And look at that lumbar support damn. Can't look over the amazing neck support from the engorged clitorous. Shits metal in my opinion."

hahaha ahhhh.../goes back to his essay ^^;

[Eclipse]

Hehehe thanks for the laughs Velvet :-D.

[Bacchus88]

wow..... each to thier own... That would make, interesting conversation piece. You would be hit at a party, everyone wanting to sit in it. I need check out craigs list more offend, I post a few things, i have for sale there....

[DoomTart]

Imaginative, to say the least, and a bit of a Freudian nightmare. the clit seems a bit off, anatomically speaking.

If I had the room I might even want it. I went through a period of wanting a vulva bag: http://www.artgoddess.com/purses.htm

[Bikerpunk]

I'd live with that guy --- just

a) to VERY subtly fuck with him and
b) as source material for the book. COME ON!!!!

[incog]

I lol'd so hard.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

I want to know exactly where on here the "marks" from use are.