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    One Eyed Cat's Avatar Senior Member
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    Default New Model Army Chickenfucked by Customs

    First tour they were denied visas outright. New Model Army is actually a reference to Oliver Cromwell . Here's how my night ended last thursday:

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    Our apologies to all those who went to the Minneapolis gig tonight. We are really gutted that we didn't make it. Our day began badly trying to re-enter the US from Canada, where the customs decided to 'do' us. When, after an exhaustive search of the van, the couldn't find any drugs, they decided to prosecute us for importing American-made CDs into America (no, we're not quite sure either) and sadly have conviscated all our stock. This process took approximately six hours. We thought we'd still make it. Then 200 miles from Minneapolis we hit the storm. The road became whiter and whiter and then emptier and emptier until we couldn't see it at all. We made a go of it for a hundred miles but finally, crawling along at 30mph we realised we couldn't reach Minneapolis before 1. oo am and are now holed up in motel in St Cloud. Hopefully we'll get back one day.

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    Thats a rough 'en.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
    Thats a rough 'en.
    Yah. 2nd time. Gonna be hard to see em now. Would have been a 3-fer for some great old bands (Saw X and NY Dolls here, both of which were awesome) ah well.

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    Default Re: New Model Army Chickenfucked by Customs

    Maybe third times a charm?

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    Default Re: New Model Army Chickenfucked by Customs

    Not under current homeland security

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    Default Re: New Model Army Chickenfucked by Customs

    "Thunder and Consolation" ... well.... plenty of one and not much of the other

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    Default Re: New Model Army Chickenfucked by Customs

    Quote Originally Posted by SyntheticShock
    Maybe third times a charm?
    Perhaps. Main thing: We shouldn't blame NMA for this. Something is woefully amiss when a UK band has this many problems with US govt. agencies.

    OEC

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    Default Re: New Model Army Chickenfucked by Customs

    I guess there's No Rest for the Wicked Ones.

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