Okay, you want jokes?

[Bikerpunk]

So this guy picks up this girl in a bar, all beer-goggled.
She's got her hands down his pants while waiting for the taxi to show up.

She's sliding her fingers lovingly over it in the taxi. The cab driver smiles and waggles his eyebrows.

They get to his house and she's tugging on it and playing with it. Clothes come off, and they do all the various things men and women do.

In post-coital, don't drop ash on my sheets bliss, she's still running her fingers over his manhood.

And he's like, "Don't take this the wrong way, but you've played more with my pork sword than any woman I've ever known. Not that I mind, I'm just curious, what's the deal?"

And the woman sighs and says "Well, it's just that I really miss the one I used to have...."

[OrganizedKhaos]

Oh my gosh, thats a riot!

[SyntheticShock]

Haha!

[Senior_Diablo]

roflmao.. mad skillz, BP..mad skillz

[OliX]

half way trough it I sensed th outcome will be something like that...

[OrganizedKhaos]

half way trough it I sensed th outcome will be something like that...

Hits kinda close to home?

[GnArKiLL]

Hits kinda close to home?

burn.

[OrganizedKhaos]

*takes a bow*...politely,,, dont kill me oli !!!

[OliX]

come on... it was so obvious... hardly anything can suprise me these days.....

[OrganizedKhaos]

You're just kewl like that... thanks for not killing me