I am not putting names to who said these... to protect .
At a railroad crossing where no train was around and causing a major pileup, there was an unmarked police car right in front of us. I was not driving : "If that cop goes past that and gets hit by a train, he could get in a lot of trouble and be fired."
My response: He would be a dead cop. Not a fired cop.
In a Theological conversation: "Jesus is God's son right?"
Response: None.
An overweight woman's statement : "The hair dresser said I had a lot of body when I went to the salon today"
Response: "I could have told you that for free."
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